Whites Bay

Late '70s into mid-80s during undergrad and grad school. Just didn't have time to sh!t or wind my watch. Given the state of the Bills back then, the timing was fortuitous.

Here's what I don't understand. See the Spiderman with the name "Tucker"? Look at the iconography on his back. The "bug" has six legs, right? Count 'em. Six. That's an INSECT. Spiders are not "INSECTS". They're ARACHNIDS. They have EIGHT F-ING LEGS. The character's isn't "INSECTMAN". It's "SPIDERMAN". This is pretty basic kindergarten sh!t. What moron does that? Sh!t like that drives me batsh!t. Dammit. Anyway, back to the offseason.

I'm hoping Hairston plays at Year 2 in Year 1. I'm hoping Sanders plays at Year 1. I'm hoping Jackson plays better in Year 1 than did Epenesa. I'm hoping Walker plays - but I'm betting the mortgage that he goes to IR at the end of camp. Basically, I'm assuming the Offense kicks ass. I'm watching/hoping/praying for the "New" defense. Because I think the Bills could go all the way if they do.

Just so long as it's not on a jet ski.

Too soon to bring up Ashton Youboty and Ko Simpson? Had such hope for the secondary that year...

That's a forfeit.

Two comments on the Cowboys - and I defer to all of you who follow them in a much more obsessive level of detail than I do. 1) The "aha" moment for me as relates to the suckitude of the Cowboys came on the day they fired Jason Garrett. (And, no, I don't mean to turn this into a Cowboy coaching discussion). The crawler at the bottom of the ESPN screen said something like "10 year tenure" and "87-70 record". Being the math whiz that I am, I used my high-level calculator and found myself staring at "9-7". Like...there's the number. For ten solid years, there's the number. They AREN'T "America's Team". They're not even special. They're getting in as a wild card each year, or they're just missing the post season entirely. Why all the hype? Frankly, they're boring. 2) The saving grace for the Cowboys is the NFC East team based in New Jersey. If it weren't for the stupidity of the Giants franchise, the Cowboys would get smoked in that division.

I've attended an orchiectomy, and trust me on something. A Lombardi for the Bills isn't worth it. Be grateful for that little intact package you have.

Since I'm technologically challenged, and don't know how to copy-and-paste a link, I'll just type it out. (This much I can do). I'd choose Johnette Napolitano of Concrete Blonde for her rendition of "Joey". Rips the paint straight off the wall.

My slight tweak to this would put Hairston in the "Immediately" group, and remove Walker altogether. I have a sense that the Front Office is going to give Walker his shot in camp, and IR him for this season to get him past the stress fracture. I would guess they've seen enough of what this can do to a big man with Spencer Brown's situation. I'm watching for a red shirt season IMHO.

"Seasons"?! Try "Decades". As for the Bills, I grew up in Rochester during the era of black-and-white TV on 3 stations. All we HAD was the Bills. When I think of OJ running through the snow, it was mostly from the crappy reception on the TV set.

Creative way to skin a cat.

"I'm not at all convinced that everything is going to work out well, but on the other hand, there's nothing wrong in thinking it should." - Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Command Module Pilot

We've made it to 33 on this one, and this is only ONE of the WR threads.

Thank you.