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HereComesTheReignAgain

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  1. Ill be there with a bunch of the North Jersey Bills Backers.
  2. So we will not have any Probowlers in that case!
  3. Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? It's so friggin good!
  4. Any idea why the promo code is not working now?
  5. I know there will be a lot of the North Jersey Backers at the game! For some reason the promo code BACKERS17 is not working for me.
  6. I worked with Andy for many years before moving to NJ and still play in a fantasy football league with him. Auburn was a fun town to visit. I remember a bar that had an electric chair I think.
  7. I used to go to a friend's parents house for the great race and ice fishing on owasco lake. Do you happen to know any of the Sikoras?
  8. Why does a bride wear white? Because the dishwasher should match the fridge and the stove. What's the best part of sex with 21 year olds? There's 20 of them. (not good written, but hits the mark when spoken) A guy and gal from the old folks home decide to go out on a date. Things go really well and they end up back in the woman's room. Just as they are about to go at it, the woman stops and says "I need to warn you that I have acute angina." The man says "that's good because your breasts sure are ugly!" What does it taste like when you go down on a senior citizen? Depends... A man gets news that his wife has been in a horrible car accident and is in a coma. He spends night after night at her bedside hoping she wakes up. After many nights, he gets bored and reaches over and cops a feel of her breast. She lets out a slight moan which is the first sign of life since the accident. The man goes running out of the room to tell the doctor "Dr, this is a little embarrassing, but my wife made a noise when I touched her breast." The Dr thinks for a minute and replies "Since sexual stimulation seems to get a response, lets try something unorthodox. We will give you some privacy so you can try oral sex and see if it will snap her out of this coma." The husband goes into the roo and about 15 minutes later comes running out in a panic! "Dr, something horrible has happened. I think my wife is dead!" he yells. The Dr goes into the room and sure enough she is dead. The Dr asks the man what happened. "I don't know...I think she might have choked to death." How does a real man tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.
  9. Some of my team names: TDs make my Johnson happy (David Johnson on my team) Big 'Ol TDs Perky TDs It's Always Shady In The Endzone (McCoy on my team)
  10. I really hate the jets hate them more than loud chewers Tanking douchebags suck
  11. Wow! Watching Steve Smith on NFL Gameday and he is a new level of horrible. He's looks and sounds like the angry drunk at the bar that is trying to convince everyone how smart and tough he is while everyone is embarrassed for him.
  12. Tony Dungey is horrible. Overrated as a coach and painful to watch as an media personality.
  13. But has he sent his thoughts and prayers?! What about changing his profile picture to the Texas state flag? *Great job raising money and helping those in need!
  14. All In The Family
  15. Make sure you send a D pick so she knows what is in store if she plays her cards right.
  16. Has anyone had any experience with LeEco TVs? From what I have found, they are relatively new to the US market and have pretty good reviews and decent prices. They have been around for a while in China. I am looking to upgrade from a Vizio 50 inch that has had it's share of annoying issues. I would like to avoid Vizio in the future and want to keep the cost reasonable. Something in the 60-65 inch range is ideal. The TV that I am considering is linked below. Thanks in advance for any opinions or recommendations. https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1342714-REG/leeco_l654ucnn_65_class_smart_led.html
  17. You shoot flying foxes and coyotes? I'm pretty sure they are endangered.
  18. Idiocracy by a mile! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E *Why can I never post a link properly! ugh
  19. Just cooked some simple pork chops tonight. I have perfected my steaks! 129 degrees, cast iron with safflower oil, and a blowtorch for the edges while the steak seats in the pan. A little butter at the very end of the sear. I never would have believed there was a better method than grilling but the sous vide method is clearly better. And I've found a great butcher near my home that cuts all the steaks to order and has great quality.
  20. I have a cable lock for my cooler. Someone would need a bolt cutter or an axe to chop down the tree that it's chained to.
  21. It's tough to beat a Honda engine. Not sure if they still collaborate, but I used to have a craftsman with a Honda motor and the thing was a beast. I cut through some pretty tall grass with that one. I gave it to a friend when I sold my house and it's still going strong years later.
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