HereComesTheReignAgain

You never know when you will encounter radicalized Bills fans. You know, the ones that pledge allegiance to OJ before going on killing sprees...

Couldn't you simply deny a police officer from entering your private property without just cause or a warrant? Would tailgating be considered just cause to enter private property? **Never mind, I just saw that they would add a clause to the permit application

"Now youse can't leave" - Sonny LoSpecchio, Bronx Tale

Pain don't hurt - Dalton

"Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer" - Al Bundy.

Robert Earl Keen - Feelin' Good Again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAJVH7RfwkM I don't know why I can't get this to show the image either...

Trailer hitch stripper pole...

I vote Honda motor too. I had a craftsman mower with a Honda engine and the thing plowed through some pretty thick grass since I hated mowing and let it grow between cuttings! I handed it down to a friend when I moved and it is still plugging along years later.

Two guys are on a camping trip and after a few days they are sick of each other and arguing. The first guy says "let's split up tomorrow and get some time to relax on our own". So they go their separate ways in the morning and meet up for dinner. The first guy says "holy crap, was that a great day. I went hiking north and found a spring fed pond with deer drinking on the shore and eagles flying over head. I took a swim and relaxed. Best day ever!" The second guy says "wow, that is a good day, but mine was better. I went south and found some railroad tracks and decided to hike along the tracks. After hiking a little while, I found the most beautiful girl that I've ever seen tied to the tracks! I untied her and we made love in every position possible! Best day ever!" The first guy is stunned and asks "oh my god, that is incredible! Did you get a hummer?" To which the second guy says "no, I couldn't find her head" Two sperm are swimming along and one looks over and asks "we've been swimming forever! are we anywhere near the uterus?" The other sperm answers "uterus! we haven't even passed the esophagus yet!"

Camper Crystal Lake Winnebag-hoe

I like Sully and think he is a gifted and balanced reporter that is not at all a snarky little twerp that whines like a spoiled 5 year old. He has no agenda and doesn't act like a jilted boyfriend after the Bills players ran a train on his girlfriend. *Gifted and balanced? Come on. Even the biggest fool wouldn't fall for that one, April fools.

What if karma was actually a newt?

American History X Idiocracy

Omegang is definitely worth visiting. We also found an awful strip club while camping in that area. I can't remember the name of it, but it was painted bright pink and there was only 1 sad dancer working there. You might want to check it out if you happen to pass by!

Slaid Cleaves Sean Hayes

"Go away! 'Baitin" - Idoicracy

I would not be the least bit surprised if the patriots* end up getting caught for some sort of salary cap cheating in the future. Just a hunch.

future Rex quote: "I have no idea why special teams penalties seem to spike for one week every month"

I'm a big fan of rusty nails. Scotch and Drambuie. It is surprising how many bartenders these days don't have a clue how to make a proper classic drink though. I usually have to explain how to make it. Even an old fashioned or manhattan will draw a blank stare once in a while.

A very small amount of water in scotch is supposed to open up some of the flavors. If you are in Scotland, scotch is served with glass of local spring water, ideally the same water that was used to make the scotch. I don't know the science behind it.

I was going to get the whiskey stones. I may end up trying them out if the big ice balls melt too quickly and water down the drinks a lot.

Laphroaig is extremely peaty. Usually the only people I see drinking it are hardcore scotch drinkers!

I just picked up a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch bourbon at the recommendation of a friend. I've been primarily a scotch guy but I'm looking to branch out a little. I'm looking for some recommendations and curious if the majority take it neat, with water, or ice. While at the liquor store I grabbed an ice cube mold that makes large ice spheres that melt slower than small cubes and looks pretty damn cool. I usually just go neat or with a dash of water, but I can put my balls in guest's drinks if they request it. Single malt scotch : Balvenie Double Wood, Balvenie Port Wood, Dalwhinnie 15, Oban 14, Blended Scotch : Famous Grouse, Sheep Dip Bourbon/Whiskey : Hudson Baby Bourbon, Buffalo Trace