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Too bad for Baltimore that Sammy is now past his prime and MLB has a stricter steroids policy.

These are funnier: Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? A: The first row of the end zone seats at Gillette Stadium. Q: What do you have when 100 Patriots fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Patriots fan in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What do Patriots fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Patriots fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Patriots Fan.......Twice!

98 year old couple watching TV on the couch. The wife says to the husband " wanna go upstairs and make love?" The husband says" I don't think I can do both"

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Feel free to add yours here. I stole this one from DPR4444 His and Her Diary 1. HER DIARY Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it as my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep....I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. 2. HIS DIARY Today the Bills lost, but at least I got laid.

Imagine how good Syracuse could be if they hit more foul shots and played defense in the first half of games too.

I respect New England and their organization But I am sick and ****ing tired of having these people I work with who suddenly "discover" football this time of year. They come to my office and flap their gums at me about the Patriots when they wouldn't know the difference between a tight end and their own anus. As EZCBoston would say they are a bunch of annoying chowdaheads. I'm rooting for Donovan McNabb and the Eagles, but I think they are happy just to get to the super bowl while NE is a machine with the sole purpose of winning the title.

worst. sore. loser. thread. ever.

corey dillon is going to jacksonville that's where he is going

The Patriots are like sharks smelling blood in the water. The rest of the game is going to be ugly for yins.

My favorite line from Carnack the Magnificent: Answer: Sis, boom, bah. Question: What sound is made when a sheep explodes

There is easily already over 30 inches of snow where I live on Cape Ann -- and it's still coming down with 60 mph wind gusts. I am amazed I still have power. We are setting records with this one.

Beach in Negril, Jamaica

I remember a day when real Yankees didn't talk about the need to be motivated -- they just went out and got the job done. Just more proof that Alex Rodriguez is an impostor in pinstripes. runthedamnball: Slappy with his purse photo

New England Sports Network (NESN). They carry the Red Sox, and they used to carry a hockey team called the Bruins.....

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

Rock Hudson was married too. There's a name for that kind of cover-up.

Don't get the impression I didn't agree with TMQ -- I did. I read him every week. I thought it was predictable because I thought Dungy would get hammered for that decision: he can't win big games because he plays "not to lose" and too conservatively.

"the Colts' mincing, fraidy-cat call" How predictable was that??? TMQ hammered the Bills and some other teams for "Preposterous Punts" all year. Apparently Tony Dungy isn't one of his readers.

Giles was a terrific live band. (Ain't nothin but a house party!) Alot of good albums already posted here. I would just add these to the list. Lynyrd Skynyrd -- One More from the Road Lou Reed -- Rock n' Roll Animal Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen -- Live on the King Biscuit Flour Hour 3/14/76 Uncle Tupelo -- The Long Cut + Five Live The Blasters-- Live: Going Home

I'm surprised Dan Marino didn't say, "I don't see any rings on your fingers either @ssh*le."

WEEI could report that the sun will rise tomorrow morning, and I still wouldn't believe it until I saw it happen with my own eyes. Total yahoo radio. A year ago they said the A-Rod to Boston trade was a done deal.

I thought it was The Curse of Rocky Colavito? (another good book by Terry Pluto)

Ray LaMontagne - "Trouble"

b.harami98: Pick up Marv Levy's book! It's a good read.