I know that's the popular version... of what went on there. I know a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a classroom... hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies... with guns that didn't work, going up against Charlie... slugging it out with him, while people like you... were back here partyin', puttin' headbands on... doin' drugs, listening to the goddamn Beatle albums!