FireChans

Stream of consciousness posting is back? I’m here for it! Here’s my try. Jalen Hurts plays for the Eagles I like the color green. Farms can have green land. Green land is for sale. I’m concerned Pegula is going to sell the team.

Legitimately, the answer is fire everyone. Cut all the bum contracts. Knox, Samuel, etc etc. all the guys we can eat the money for next year with penalty but also additional savings. I probably trade Coleman if I can get a 4th or conditional 4th. Hire a younger offensive mind. Probably from the Shanahan tree. I try to dangle AHC/DC duties to a Vic Fangio or a Brian Flores. We are unfortunately cooked when it comes to defensive personnel for the most part, but I’d like to get an experienced DC in there to revamp roles, responsibilities and see who can actually produce. I dangle our 2026 first for a player. Would have no problem going for Waddle or AJB. I would try to hang onto our second and see if we can get a premium positional player, either an EDGE or a tackle or even a WR. I’d bring in a bunch of end of roster guys to fill in the rest of the gaps. We don’t need middle class FAs anymore and we aren’t wasting any more money on them to be the 5th or 6th DL or the 5th or 6th WR. I’d try to get another body at WR in the fourth or even 3rd unless we draft one with our second. Id pay the OL with the savings from the dead weight we cut. No other big moves. My idea for groupings would be: Josh Cook, Ty, Davis 1st round trade vet (waddle, AJB), Palmer, Shakir, rookie, +\- another rookie and Keon. Kincaid, Hawes, street FA/UFA OL as it stands Rousseau, Jackson, rookie DE, Solomon, street FA Oliver, Walker, Saunders, street FA Bernard, rookie LB Hairston, Benford, Lewis, rookie DB, street FAs. Bishop, Hancock, rookie DB, street FAs go bargain bin for depth. Enough is enough of paying the Tre White’s of the world millions to be bad.

I just want to shout out @GoBills808 for coining the phrase “Teflon Sean.” Somehow this guy gets unilateral credit for saving the franchise from the drought, and every good thing that has happened to us since then, and gets to pass the buck when the offense sucks, or the team disappoints or they lose a game. He has the best job on the planet.

I’m saying can it get worse if we fire everybody

The magician Beano

Yes. philly went from worst to first with new voices on defense and won a ring after limping into then playoffs the year prior.

We are badly losing games to guys like Davis Mills who is a backup and Tua who is basically out of the playoffs already. Can it REALLY get worse?

The proverbial chickens have come home to roost. years and years of neglecting WR, throwing around cap space to bring in overpaid scrubs on bad contracts (Curtis Samuel), extending our super core of JAG+ defensive players to the tune of like $200M. We have a crappy roster with a good OL and a great QB, no cap space, no maneuverability, and nowhere to go but down.

And they have Davis Mills and somehow scored more points than us. go figure

Did Elway win with the coach that drafted him

Is Milano benched?

I’m not sure what the point of that would be. imo, it’s no guarantee that Vic gets another HC opportunity. He’s kind of in that Spags zone. If it looks like he is gonna get poached, you can pull that lever then. But there’s no guarantee that Vic is as successful as de facto DC and HC. Sirianni is kind of a perfect figurehead for now. The next good OC should not be let out of the building.

The self-serving nature of Beano has really reared its head the last 2 years or so. I think he’s under pressure internally. We are a chronically cap strapped team every offseason, that needs to keep begging Pegs to cut more checks and for what?

Scratch times 2 is Elam city. It’s ova for Keon

Ding ding ding ding.

Hey how, it’s very very normal and healthy to pre-complain. You haven’t complained about the weather next summer already?

Parker was a 4.45 guy but he was also a negative separation guy. He was very famously like bottom 2 in the NFL for a few years

Maybe not the pinnacle and certainly not infallible. I have long held the adage that if the fans are debating if you are good or if you suck after long enough, you probably suck. Nobody debates if Josh or Shakir or Cook sucks. Or guys like Rousseau or Oliver. We may debate if they are worth their contract or how “good” they are, but not if they are actually good or suck. But guys like Elam, Ford, EJ, Tyrod, etc etc and now Keon, we are debating if they are good or if they suck. And I’ve seen this play out too many times to completely discount that, despite it not being infallible.

The obvious counterpoint is that the Chargers fans aren’t talking about trading Ladd lol.

I really feel like an absolute snoozefest stinker. Something like 10-0 Bills at half and a final of like 19-6 or 26-6 with a garbage time TD. Their defense is very legit and the first to double digits wins imo. FG galore game.

1. He was absolutely wrong factually wrong with his example. The Bills GM has drafted more than one good player. you are factually correct. 2. The fact that you had to bring up a bunch of KR/PR’s, gunners, kick team specialists and punters to prove him wrong really just served the spirit of his argument and highlighted how low the bar truly has gotten. It’s silly to say things like “not one.” You won that fight, easily. But I’m afraid your 11 examples lost the war lol.

No. Josh Allen effectively has at least the same stats and efficiency metrics as Mahomes in the playoffs and Mahomes has 17 playoffs wins, while Josh has 7. Josh has less margin of error than any of them.

He was a stability hire to basically reset the organization. They have been a joke since Gruden. I’m sure they expected better play but this isn’t about this year or next year. It’s about becoming serious, even if they are bad and serious.

Pickens has HoF talent and a 10 cent head

I will never root for the Chiefs, even in pursuit of seeding. i will root for them to lose every game and be mathematically eliminated first.