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I remember the last time somebody asked everybody else to do their homework for them. 🫣

There are 34 million lawns south of the Mason Dixon and every single one of them looks like this!

They were certainly the best I've ever seen. He also has the most carries in NFL history by an absolutely enormous margin. He was a simple plodder that was repeatedly gifted the most massive running lanes you will ever see.

I don't think he's logged in here for close to a year now

We've seen dozens of guys in the NFL that could do what Emmitt Smith did in that situation. He's the most overrated RB in the history of the game.

Not really about Felix B, but this dude has taken wingsuit lines to a whole other level. 🫣

I don't know anything about rankings but he's really smart, really tough, really clutch and may have the best contact balance I've ever seen in my life. His field vision and reliability make him a primary option on one of the very best offenses in the NFL and any team in the league would be thrilled to have him.

I'm having a fierce internal debate regarding whether this is in reference to the song or the part about being an ass! Some mysteries should remain unsolved

I'm just being an insufferable ass. There's probably less than 1% of this forum that's ever heard of it.

🎵Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine... Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me 🎵 It's the finest song ever composed about The Price is Right

No worries. The singularity will probably kill you way sooner than you expect.

I'd say I was trying to date HOUSE, but my keyboard just won't do it...

That is probably more a lack of brains than it is an excess of testicles.

Having a guide drive you around a fenced property so you can use a rifle to take down a clueless animal that you're not even going to eat most certainly does not take "big ones", neither balls nor brains. Feeling the need to brag about it afterwards is embarrassingly pathetic. Considering how he played football, it was pretty much what you'd expect.

I'm sure it's crossed their mind. I guess the debate is whether it was the primary reason or just an additional consideration. Considering the complexity of modern NFL offenses, I'd be inclined to think Billl's description was their primary reason for not doing it. I'm not sure how injury-prone the PR position is in the current version of the NFL; I'd guess it's a relatively safe duty. Geez, how much does it cost to park a 10 speed up there?

Unlike Worthy, Hill only started one game at WR as a rookie.

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I'm not entirely sure that paying for a subscription to the channel that the show is on is what the kids mean by a "hack".

I love chocolate and I love Crown. I also love peanut butter and love mustard. But never the twain shall meet.