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  1. Simon
    The Oliver Woofing Theorem is both timeless and infallible.
  2. Simon
    In addition to finding subtle ways to insult innocent folks without them noticing, i also enjoy the following things: Berating political parrots Investigating reports Targeting trolls Erasing repetitive gifs Merging stuff Editing vague titles
  3. Simon
    Can't believe this has gone viral. I was just trying to read the tag, dammit.
  4. Simon
    must....resist.....
  5. Simon
    I think it's Dane Jackson
  6. Simon
    Nice offer. Hope everyone is OK...
  7. Simon
    That's just Christian Wilkins in 20 years
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    I never thought that I'd have to wonder whether Under Armour made chastity belts.
  10. Simon
    This guy should have been a QB; he could have knuckled 'taint every day. Can you imagine being his Center? Christian Wilkins' Center would be a good band name.....
  11. Simon
    I give full props to Spencer Brown for having responded to coaching to knock that ***** off during games and focusing on kicking the snot out of people during plays instead. He's a mean SOB but I think he's a lot smarter than he gets credit for.
  12. Simon
    Second base?
  13. Simon
    You should probably read more.
  14. Simon
    But...... how can you say that?
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    I ain't even monkeying with this thread
  17. Simon
    Since self-involved people can't follow simple directives no matter how many times they are repeated, and because I'm tired of repeatedly cleaning dozens of non-updates out of this thread, this effort to serve the community has now concluded. Y'all are why we can't have nice things
  18. Simon
    They might not even be sure themselves yet. If he has a ton of swelling, they may be waiting for it to recede before doing any further testing or imagery. I don't like this one at all.
  19. Simon
    After just having to clean another 15-20 pointless posts out of here, this will be the third and final time this request is made: THIS THREAD IS FOR HAIRSTON NEWS ONLY. IF YOU'RE NOT ADDING ANY NEWS, DO NOT POST IN IT.
  20. Simon
    Asking again after having to delete multiple unrelated posts: This thread is for news, updates, reports and such, not speculation, prayers or other personnel options. If it's not some sort of update from a reliable source, please don't put it in here.
  21. Simon
    After what we witnessed from Sul Douglas last year (who was already athletically limited prior to that) I have no interest in watching it again. I'd rather see them wait until October and throw a 4th rnd pick at a 2-5 team that's going to lose a guy to FA at the end of the year.
  22. Simon
    If you have actual news, post it here. Otherwise, please keep this thread clean so folks can check for updates.
  23. Simon
    It's good to be good
  24. Simon
    I haven't seen it in the Sawtooths, but I have seen it in AZ. A vicious little schnitzel...
  25. Simon
    I can't decide between the laughing emoji and the awesome one
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