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Simon

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  1. I figured if the nudes didn't scare you off, then this might just make you give up...
  2. That's an absurd throw
  3. Next episode he'll be fighting through seaweed
  4. Nice try, Stick.... He was talking about Galileo and messing around with gravity equations and seeing who knew acceleration was 9.81 m/s *2 I think one of the OL was actually familiar but inadvertently stuck a negative in there.
  5. Probably rents space in somebody's garage and pays an hourly rate for track time, I'd guess?
  6. Enjoy!
  7. He'll never be as fast or as good an athlete as Cook, but I did like some of the shiftiness and vision he was starting to show by the end of his rookie year. He was showing a real knack for finding the right gap, getting skinny and busting through it without losing speed.
  8. Second hand info but I have heard somebody say they will be available anytime after they air
  9. I would if it hadn't turned into 5 pages of off-topic fun; that's typically why I wait until the curtain is about to drop to start any "official" pinned thread. I'll probably make a fresh one about 8-9:00 unless somebody else wants to go for it.
  10. The only benefit you're gaining is going to a handful of overpriced football games per year. I'd focus on the other 350+ days/year, and if you're moving anyway, head somewhere out West where you can hike, bike, backpack, kayak, etc in spectacular environments that aren't gray and brown 6 months out of the year.
  11. Yes indeed. And I hope folks have the good sense to take their rants elsewhere, because they do not belong here.
  12. The other thread was getting a little unwieldy so a new one might be in order.
  13. He's going to be a FA in 5 months. Trading multiple firsts for him is goofy, imo.
  14. The Oliver Woofing Theorem is both timeless and infallible.
  15. In addition to finding subtle ways to insult innocent folks without them noticing, i also enjoy the following things: Berating political parrots Investigating reports Targeting trolls Erasing repetitive gifs Merging stuff Editing vague titles
  16. Can't believe this has gone viral. I was just trying to read the tag, dammit.
  17. I think it's Dane Jackson
  18. That's just Christian Wilkins in 20 years
  19. I never thought that I'd have to wonder whether Under Armour made chastity belts.
  20. This guy should have been a QB; he could have knuckled 'taint every day. Can you imagine being his Center? Christian Wilkins' Center would be a good band name.....
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