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Simon

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  1. Damn, that list is a bit........ skinny.
  2. All except for Landon Jackson, who was only able to scratch an X on the paper.
  3. Then why on Earth would you drag it into our lovely oasis?
  4. I woke up in the morning with 8 of them still in my pocket.
  5. I don't know if it holds true in Merry Olde but over here you generally have 10-20 people (many of whom may be strangers or never have participated) and are executing an intricately timed ceremony without the benefit of any sort of real time instruction. When you also take into consideration that pre-wedding brides are temporarily insane, high-strung sociopathic perfectionists that are liable to murder anybody who fails to make their day perfect, then you'll realize that taking a 20 minute walkthrough can possibly save multiple lives.
  6. It's also an opportunity for in-laws who may not be very familiar with each other to spend some time then share a meal together.
  7. Believe it or not, my wife has been told by about 1,000 people that she's a dead ringer for Hoffs in that video. I always liked her better than Stevie Nicks
  8. That pic of Allen holding a frilled parasol is going to provide at least a full season's worth of entertainment in the locker room. You done ***** up, Josh
  9. And since none of you Philistines mentioned Joni
  10. Susan Tedeschi Rachel Price Marcia Ball Nicki Bluhm Sister Sparrow Rodrigo Y Gabriela
  11. Occasionally I forget that not everybody else is also older than some dirt.
  12. I don't think he has bad hands but when he does get the dropsies, he's had a propensity to do it around the endzone, which tends to really make it stand out. He was probably losing concentration when he's trying to locate the goalline, but I don't recall it being an ongoing issue recently. Probably just another facet he's worked on to improve.
  13. About 10 years ago I had some passes and was walking around on the Bills sideline before a game. At one point I was standing near Leodis McKelvin who was warming up with a drill where he'd stand by the sideline, jump up in the air, reach OB for a ball somebody was tossing up and then come back down with it. That mf was in full pads, literally about 12+' in the air, plucking balls with one hand that were 4-5' OB and then repeatedly coming down in bounds with them like he was casually loosening up with some jumping jacks. I've been around some pretty impressive athletes at times but I have never seen any shlt like that in my life. It was like watching a galdanged circus act that you couldn't quite convince yourself was real.
  14. My thoughts on what the OP was asking are solely based on what Bishop does on multiple snaps during a game. If you want to rely on postgame statistics for your opinion on his physicality, that's ok. The rest of us will just watch him actually play. As for you ragging on him vs KC, that's a good time for you to now start ignoring stats since he actually led the entire defense in tackles. Yeah, what a shrinking violet
  15. Why are you dragging Dalton Kincaid into this thread?
  16. I don't believe that there is a single human being that has ever tried on a pair of skates that could individually overcome the utter stank that organization has exuded over the last decade.
  17. He was undeniably tentative in the first half of the season after missing so much time early. No confidence in his reads, flat-footed because he didn't trust himself, bad angles as a result of hesitation. But by the latter part of the year he was definitely showing the willingness to come downhill hard and attack ballcarriers. He was still making the occasional mistake because he was so dialed in on his assignment that he didn't have the confidence to play the whole field, but there was no lack of aggression in his game. He is absolutely willing to stick his face in the fan. I have. Multiple times. It was cool. Sorry you missed it.
  18. He's also a skeevy little creeper and apparently always has been.
  19. We've got a 9 month old half Golden/half Bernese named Raina June. Raina because my wife loves Mt Rainier and June because it makes her initials RJ for a good friend that I lost. And when she is in trouble she gets her full name; Raina June Carter Cash.
  20. That's Slim. Do NOT piss him off.
  21. P'shaw. I even threw a coat down for a pillow.
  22. Ayup. The kind of man that likes things that taste good and doesn't give a ***** what anybody thinks. I also like lollipops, pbjs, cotton candy and ordering chocolate milk in biker taverns.
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