Simon

I see you've met my wife

I am currently posting with a Grade 2 amygdala sprain and bruised isles of Langerhans. That should explain a lot...

Folks are giving the SF/GB game short shrift because of all the 9ers injuries, but I think that's a really good matchup between a couple teams fighting for their playoff lives.

I don't think he's an ####### because those things happened. I think maybe those things happened because he's an #######.

Not sure if that's sarcasm or not but this has nothing to do with the entire nation. It's solely about a private business entity making decisions based on marketing and finance.

And ours too

With all the issues we've been having with mass shootings, a league that is attempting to make money marketing itself to women and children (and overseas) has no interest in seeing its players mimicking gun violence on television. Nobody should ever be surprised when the NFL makes decisions based on its potential income.

I'll never understand the MVS foolishness; that was Kelvin Benjamin level dumbassery right there. Claypool, as a legit talent possibly realizing this was his last chance to make real money in this league was a viable plan B, imo. As for October sellers, it doesn't take a huge leap of faith to believe that Will Levis, Gardner Minshew and Destupid Watson were going to have their teams in position to sell assets before the deadline.

Y'all thought I was nuts or just monkeying around. Look at Allen at about 20 seconds into this video and tell me he isn't racking the shottie after the Samuel TD.

Have you considered the possibility that he was very well aware that quality veteran outside WRs on bad teams were going to be available before the trade deadline this year and made a conscientious decision that adding one of them was smarter than spending limited FA money on a lesser talent in the offseason? I think that he's a good enough GM that he has his finger on the pulse of the league and the efficient manner in which they've successfully dealt with the WR issue this year is evidence of that.

Didn't I also see Josh Allen racking a scatter gun after a TD on Sunday?

This strikes me as recency bias. That boy willingly gets the snot knocked out of him every year.

Bosa is certainly an impact player with that motor, but every time I happen to flip on a 9ers game it just inevitably turns into the Fred Warner show.

Make sure you hide the melatonin bottle before they wake up.

<silently prays that Fred Warner doesn't know where Rubes lives>

I root for the bison in every single one.

Good god. 'Grats to him for getting out of that circus.

Please tell me that is not true?

I just came in looking for disturbing muppet memes. This place sucks.

He busted somebody so hard a couple weeks ago that I was actually surprised the guy got up.

That one TO with the clock stopped was exceptionally bad

Yup, I'm stealing that one...

He didn't do any of those things, but he did make a couple really questionable decisions in the last 5 minutes

He got crunched good