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  1. Simon
    What I've taken from all this is that Kermit the Frog is sporting serious rope.
  2. Simon
    Drive to Vegas and take a left. Got it.
  3. Simon
    The problem is that if you turn around on the wrong throw, it's a TD.
  4. Simon
    I know your name and can find Pasadena.....
  5. Simon
    'ere......
  6. Simon
    You just gave me the vapors...
  7. Simon
    lake effect incoming
  8. Simon
    What a giant load of utter bull####
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  10. Simon
    If you didn't bring blatant political garbage into a politics-free forum, you wouldn't have to worry about it, would you?
  11. Simon
    Hope you didn't put the house on it. When these teams meet, things can get real weird real quick.
  12. Simon
    We hates hobbitses
  13. Simon
    It took a comedic turn partway through. There's some quality chuckles in there that are worth your time. 🤙
  14. Simon
    Or was it a subtle way of referring to her husband? I'll never tell....
  15. Simon
    Have you checked the bowels of Hell?
  16. Simon
    I just gave myself a warning point If she can escape a collapsing pocket and throw dimes on the run, then yes.
  17. Simon
    Brittany Mahomes' dick?
  18. Simon
    Reports of fake outrage are being met worldwide with fake outrage! News at 11!
  19. Simon
    I probably would have gone with this:
  20. Simon
    Cloven hoofs?
  21. Simon
    So hanging a black man in effigy with a sailor's hitch is cool then? Is the type of knot really a thing?
  22. Simon
    I'm going to get kicked in the jimmy for this sacrilege, but you know who Bernard sort of reminds me of? Zach Thomas. Never takes a false step, flies to the ball, always in the middle of the action, Energizer motor, etc.
  23. Simon
    We're sorry to hear about your untimely death. Please pass along our condolences to your family.
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  25. Simon
    I love me some Fred, but I never caught that one.
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