Simon

That's not very tall for an NFL player...

I love Cam Heyward, but he's shot. If you want to add somebody to that list, make it Alex Highsmith.

When I was getting older I got into the habit of jumping on top of my own guys and trying to cover them up whenever any of them would recover a fumble. Some of them would be like "Man, what the hell are you doing?"; the smart ones would say "Thanks, dude 🤙"

That dude was so underrated by Bills fans. One of the angriest stretches I've ever had in this forum was when this fanbase started incessantly crapping down his neck when he suffered his first serious injury after having played so many years of ProBowl quality football for this team. One of my happiest stretches was when he came back and instantly, and I mean instantly, started just wrecking offenses. That was one of only two times I've ever gone into full "I told you ashholes!" mode around here.

Hot oil is the solution to almost all of life's problems.

The Schobel we saw playing with a lot more power later in his career might have been a good fit here. Although McDermott probably wouldn't have cared for the many times Schobel would have inevitably told him to ***** off.

I could see him transitioning later in his career like Aaron Schobel did and becoming even more of a power rusher.

They've already won 4 in a row earlier in the year. Going to be tougher now when missing too many bodies.

All of the Utica Clubs; he's had all the Utica Clubs. He's probably going to puke in the back of an Uber on the way to lunch.

It almost seems like just another reflection of our over-entitled culture. It's gotten really bad and I have no idea how to address it.

You might...

5 days ago I watched him make two splash plays in the 4th qrtr that forced punts and literally gave the Bills a chance to win the game. But because they weren't on your stat sheet, you disregard them.

Fer chrissakes, we've got one out for the year with a torn Achilles, one out for the year with torn knee ligaments and one playing with a 6lb club on his hand. Wtaf is the matter with you?

Bring on the Scho-bull!

So despite the fact that he's beating people up on the regular, Greg Rousseau is a problem because 2 years from now the Bills might want to restructure his contract? Good grief man, talk about borrowing trouble..... If you question whether Greg Rousseau is making an impact, you're not paying attention.

Yeah, that might have been the 2nd or 3rd time ever for me. It was undoubtedly the last.

I'd be a little surprised coming off last week, but the guy has been an absolute rock for like 7 years. My only real complaint about him is that we're not really seeing anymore of that fantastic arm chop he was embarrassing people with last year.

I was thinking of you earlier when I clicked on a Bleacher Report link that graded QB's for this week. They gave Mahomes an "A" Allen got an "F"

I'm assuming you found this schedule posted on Two Bills Drive?-)

And the only loss was a Week 1 liar that was ultimately decided by a blocked punt TD in the 4th qrtr.

Maybe for you...

They'd maybe already decided that they'd go for two late to win or lose the game, so they went for it now just to know ahead of time what they needed down the road?

Justin Tucker in the French Quarter..... What could go wrong?

He's been running like his hair's on fire too.