mcjeff215

Snowball!

Crash courses? Nah. But I just setup the storage arrays for a system meant to handle 1,000,000 Exchange users, and in the process, had to take a couple classes in it. Feel free to PM me and I'll think up what I can. -Jeff

I thought your party was big on handouts? I love it. It's all about corny fun. I'll watch about four stupid slasher movies and put back a few beers tonight. Just mindless fun.

I read that last sentence too fast and thought it read "whose incontinence gets annoying." Duh. Yeah, I'm sure it does! I had an interesting experience today.. one of my coworkers pulled up his sleeves to show me his "halloween costume." He had a series of cuts down each arm. Real cuts. A grid pattern. He then says, "I'm going to be a depressed suicide prone looser." His next comment? "Oh yeah, I did that last week, too." Thinking of going to the big HR folks with that one... kinda sounds like "cry for help" rather than "funny guy" to me. -Jeff

Read through these at work today, almost pissed myself. http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Barf. Every time you run an Adobe product on a PC, a kitten dies. -Jeff

It would be just like Christmas back home if he's throw in a bit of Jack Daniels, OV, and a couple of old Cigars.

Oooh yes, I have three. This could be a fun thread: 1. There's a Chinese man on H1B a row over (we share a wall in this cube farm). He hums. All day long. Hummmmmm Hummm... humming his own little tune in his own little world. It *never* stops. 2. A guy from the software development group smokes clove cigarettes. He likes to ask me to go smoke with him (I don't smoke). He smells like Christmas ham. He likes to write up documents on how to improve the state of the company and preach about how no one else understands it 'cept him. He sends me his documents to review... they are full of sentences that don't end and places where he uses commas where he shouldn't and of course other places where he just spels stuff wrong and there are other places where he just doesn't make much sense because he uses analogies from Sci Fi movies in his documentation he is annoying (nice example, eh?). 3. Not sure if this one counts, but an old coworker that I keep in touch with - great guy - but loves to continuously rant about how he can do so much better than we can do. He's convinced that they've made a mammoth mistake by letting him go (he was laid off) because he was the future of the company. All we're doing now is slowing our death. I get along well with everyone else. -Jeff

Hey, is it true that a guy was playing after a stroke? This is why I hate this team.... Get the hopes up, beat 'em through the floor.Rinse and repeat. -Jeff

Gah... "Surprise, Surprise?" Why is it such a freakin' surprise that a 3-4 team can beat a 3-3.. that wasn't a catch.

Yes, it's Apple... they ship everything from China. Every time I order something, I watch it leave.. hit Alaska.. what really sucks is when it gets stuck in a customs hold. which happens every now and then - happened to my PowerBook. He's probably long since called Apple and gotten a replacement sent. Perhaps his new one is on the way... when you get there to return it, you'll get a "keep it for your troubles." Or, he'll punch you in the face for "stealing" his iPod.

http://www.ourcivilisation.com/pc.htm

*IF* They win, and *IF* they sit alone atop the AFC East next week, I'm a headin' to church more often as I would consider that proof of a higher power. They've had it *handed* to them this season, yet they still continuously flop.

I don't think that would have made a difference on the outcome. Look at the last couple of games. Bang out a score on our first possession or two and then we proceed to throw our hands up with a collective "hell, we scored a few points... we're done for the day." See the Miami game.

Where's the freakin' audio? Can't find it... man, the bb.com site is really no good.

Yes. Every time someone starts babbling about NFL profitability in Buffalo or RWS lease agreements. -Jeff

Well, honestly, what did everyone expect? This is a team that had high expectations. It's just about time for every thing to fall apart at the seems, methinks. Let 'em call out the O-line. What the hell's it going to hurt?

I fully disagree with respect to the laws - I believe that people look for reasons to cry race. This is just an example of that. Crack penalties are harsh. Crack is an inner-city drug. Inner-city populations are largely black. Put all of that together and churn on it, we must be sub-conciously creating harsher penalties for blacks. In my personal opinion, skin-color isn't the real issue with most of the "race pimps" out there, it's economic divide. Sure, you've got these idiots, but I believe the vast majority of people confuse the two. -Jeff

The more of this mediocre crap I live through, the more I respect all of you 1970's fans. This is such a freakin' roller coaster. One week, we're living at the top. The next? Doom and gloom. Thirty-eight to seventeen. Why the hell was JG's D so stout last year? What the hell happened to them? We were all drooling over our D and it just falls apart?

Wtf? Just got in... how the hell do the raiders beat us 31 to 17? How is that effing possible? Pop JP back in next week and let him finish the season out.

I second that. If they'd figure out taxes and pull in a few more high tech employers, I'd be so homeward bound. Here in Atlanta, I can float a resume and line up five interviews in the span of two weeks. Up there? Eh. Not so much. Buffalo's worst trait would definitely be the negativity of a lot of it's residents. You know, "Here? Move back? Why would you do that? We have snow and everyone's poor. Look, there are rats eating my feet." Bah. -Jeff

This week? Strong Safety. Duh. -Jeff

...to Willis who will then toss it back to Kelly who will punt it to Moulds who will hand it off to Sam Adams. At which point, the Raiders will just get confused.

That's almost a requirement. Something needs to happen to get that place in order. I hadn't been to a game in about 10 years prior to last year's Jets game.. I was fairly embarrassed myself. I love the Bills, but it got to the point where I didn't want to be in that stadium. I've been dying to take my little girl to a game because she loves football... but I don't want to explain why the "sick man in the hallway is barfing everywhere and can't walk right." -Jeff

Yeah it does, good movie. Heard the second one sucks, though. The mid 90's remake of Psyco might be a good pick. -Jeff