Three football fans were on their way to a game in Buffalo when one noticed
a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out. Out of respect and
propriety, the Bills fan took off his cap and placed it over her right
breast. The Colts fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Dolphins fan took off his cap and placed it over
her crotch.
The police were called and when the Orchard Park police officer arrived, he
conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Bills cap, replaced it,
and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Colts cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Dolphins cap,
replaced it, the lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.
The Dolphins fan was getting upset and finally asked, "what are you a
pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking at my favorite Dolphins hat?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under
a dolphins hat, I find an @sshole!"