NoHuddleKelly12

This explains a lot.

^^^^^This.

It's in the queue for watching this weekend with the missus, thanks!

Bart Simpson had this OP honed to a fine art... https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart's_prank_calls

There’s got to be some other local corporate raider out there willing to bid at least 13m and save us from the a**hat jokes?? I dunno, maybe a shoehorn factory or turpentine cannery?

Sometimes...you just gotta, you know...

Am waiting for our sage @YoloinOhio to chime in as to the OP.

To the rest of the AFCE:

So hopefully, it's none of these guys though...? https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/details-emerge-on-josh-allens-gathering-of-teammates-in-florida/ar-BB15vKkD

Definitely Fitzy in Part III of the VI spin cycle, thanks!

Ok, fair enough...but, then why wouldn’t that have been reported straight back to league offices, who presumably, if so, then did nothing about it? Other possibilities include the ‘skins were so bad, a few calls questionably going their way ended up not mattering? All conjecture at this point.

And validate everyone on here who’s griped along the way that refs aren’t always above reproach, let’s just say.

IF even some of what’s been posted as likely substance is factual (thanks @DrDawkinstein for the leads), then how this doesn’t end up with Dan Snyder being forced out of ownership is beyond my pay grade to analyze. Consider that it’s common knowledge Snyder is one of the less likeable owners in the league to begin with (so prolly not many will rush to defend his management of the team) and as head of the ship would be a scalp (no pun intended) the NFL would probably not mind getting as a way to provide cover for the shield, if there’s even a hint that the league offices were made aware of any allegations along the way and failed to follow up independently? Lots of questions. Some of what’s alleged would make even Richardson blush, and he was forced out as well. https://www.sbnation.com/2017/12/17/16788572/panthers-owner-jerry-richardson-selling-team

Not sure if this has already been posted elsewhere, but now Colin as a notable talking head may feel similarly to OP? https://thespun.com/nfl/nfc-east/dallas-cowboys/colin-cowherd-dak-prescott-super-bowl-qb-nfl

Did Russ Brandon apply to work there yet? ? (Too soon?) ?

Shaq unfortunately has a history of never quite making it to the summit of his potential... (14:26 mark) https://www.buffalobills.com/video/buffalo-bills-embedded-episode-1-agents-of-change

So glad that our super bowl squads were led by Marv Albert, I can still remember him yelling out YESSS!!!!! When Scott Christie beat the Giants in the Super Bowl—what a great guy, simply tremendous!

Beane is quickly climbing that ladder as well on our behalf—Josh Norman being the latest example, hopefully that works out.

If I could also get that with a side of snow in July, I'm all in. ?

And if that's a little too old school by itself, try this catchy incorporation:

I mean, he's only half of Brady's age, so get after it young man!

It still needs a made-up Norse sounding name that's used as an adjective in the too small to read instruction manual!

Fried over easy; or hard boiled, or soft boiled or scrambled. Depending on mood, will add hot sauce or ketchup sometimes to the scrambled version, on all others basically salt/pepper only. I enjoy adding the fried version to a breakfast sandwich/biscuit with cheese...I think that about covers it Oh wait--one more--a local burger joint down here does a burger called the coronary bypass, using a fried egg on its burger with bacon, tator tots, cheese, etc...that's also hard to beat. In short, one of the best/most versatile foods known, FWIW!