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That would actually be so much fun. We could just run polls to see who we draft or sign in FA etc. I'd also convert Nate Peterman from QB to a human coat stand for my office

I'd love to see the meeting room with crazy Chad and God-fearing Peterman. Chad: "Jesus, I'm looking forward to Sunday!" Nate: "Don't take the Lord's name in vain" Chad (laughing like Peter Griffin): "Dude, you said vein. I've got a vein in my dick"

McDermott's going nowhere, he has God on his side

I did call up the ref and offer him a cool million to win us the game but he just laughed and said he's already been given more than twice that amount from Kraft. I hung up.

Yesterday I was fortunate enough to win the Super Lottery - a cool 1.6 billion. In an effort to show I have bigger balls than the guy who bet 5k on the Bills to lose earlier in the season, I've put the whole lot on the Bills to beat the Patriots. If I win I will have enough money to buy Microsoft.

It's nice to read this post by the KC fan but it's a bit like some hot girl saying you have a nice personality the day after she sleeps with your best friend.

These are great.

I would actually bring him in. I'd love to watch him play for us this season to see how good he is. Especially if Allen ends up being out longer than expected or gets hurt again. Christ, I need some entertainment this season and I ain't getting that watching Anderson play.

Whatever you think about Gruden, it's obvious he's arrogant. With that in mind winning with guys YOU DIDN'T BRING IN isn't going to be good enough, he has to prove he can do it with his own star players. Add the fact that a lot of people say he only won a Super Bowl with Dungy's team and that probably makes him even more likely to try and do it on his own terms.

So long as he wasn't jacking off in the bushes

Wish I was as cool as Fitz

McDermott is going to have so much tape watching to do this week he's going to wish he worked in the porn industry

I agree. Play Peterman but make him wear a clown outfit

How to explain how bad this team is? If they were a smell they'd be dead fish on a hot beach. If they were a personality they'd be Roseanne Barr spliced with Donald Trump. If they were a type of pain they'd be a paper cut to the tip of your manhood.

Jesus, did the moderators retire before the game was even over?

I say put Peterman in, at least the second half will be funny

Luck is really losing his hair. Time for a buzz cut Andrew

I realize I'm not an NFL co-ordinator and this will sound really off the wall and crazy, but I would try something other than run, run, pass.

I wonder if Drew ever curses the way things turned out. I mean New England had been terrible for so long, then they get Parcells and draft Bledsoe and suddenly they're good. They go to a Super Bowl, then a few years later Bledsoe gets injured and some 6th rounder goes in and becomes one of the greatest, if not the greatest, of all time. Drew is sort of forgotten about now. If Brady hadn't have happened Bledsoe would probably be a legend in NE now. Not because he was great, because he wasn't great for very long, but he was the best they'd had, yet because Brady happened immediately after him, while he was still on the team, it's sort of scrubbed him out of history.

I actually had to check whether Foster was active the last few weeks, I don't remember seeing anything of him during the games

The thing that stuns me about the whole Josh Allen thing is if you took any fan who knows ANYTHING about football and said "we're a terrible offense and we're drafting a QB number 7 overall, a QB who EVERYONE says is raw and needs a lot of time to develop, how should we handle it?" I'd guess 99% of those fans would say we need 2 key things in his first year at a minimum: 1. A veteran QB for him to watch and learn from 2. An accomplished QB coach who has some sort of history with developing young guys into good players Those things aren't complicated or difficult to do. They also don't guarantee that your young QB will develop into an all-pro, but they at least give him a fighting chance. The Bills brass did neither of those things. I get that a 5th for AJ was a great offer and don't blame them for going through with it, but why they didn't bring in a vet to replace him when it would have been so cheap to do just boggles the mind. To me that's just pure incompetence, which is also strange because they've done such a great job of developing the defensive guys. I know McDermott is a defensive coach but he has to know a good deal about offense as well.

Poor Ralph, he took a real beating over his supposed cheapness (when the team was losing, of course). That's the funny thing about sports, all people care about is winning. When you're winning you can be the biggest jerk on the planet, no one cares. Lose and it doesn't matter whether you kept your team in a small market despite having many offers to chase the buck and go elsewhere, and it doesn't matter how many millions you give to charity. They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone, I think that's true with a hell of a lot of people when it comes to Ralph.

I expect him to be bad but if the defense plays the way it has been we only need him to lead us to a few scoring drives to win

At least when Peterman is out there we get some great comedy moments

I know Peterman is a religious guy, and religious guys (like Warner) always thank God when they play well. Do they blame God when they play badly, or is it just a test to see how they deal with it? Personally I'd deal with it by no longer believing in God. I wonder how Peterman deals with it? Also, I remember hearing during training camp he said he wanted to be a GM when his career was over. So I guess he might be in our front office on Tuesday.