Sweats

So, what started this thread is that me and my wife went to another fancy place last night........sat down at 5pm, got out of there around 10:30 pm. There were 5 courses, so that's about 1 hour per course. It kills me having to sit anywhere or any place for 5 hours, let alone for food. The food was good (i had the Wagyu steak), but that's a long time to be just sitting there for food. Also, me and my wife will polish off about 2 bottles of wine.......that's $50 a bottle, so $100 of our actual $450 bill last night was for 2 bottles of wine alone. I really don't know how i feel about this.

Haven't you heard?......it was my dogs pissing on the mattress. But come to think of it, i could always just piss on the in-laws mattress for good measure. I don't doubt they contributed a little.

So, the old place we used to live was basically a backwoods, hillbilly redneck town with only about 2 restaurants in town.......and in those 2 places, you had your choice of beer, nachos, wings, burgers and more beer. The new place we moved to is way upscale with a fine dining restaurant on every corner. My wife is really into that sort of thing, so i take her out to these fancy places. It's not really my thing, but she enjoys it. The average cost for just the two of us to go to a fancy restaurant around here is about $450......that's just the two of us and we end up sitting in these places for about 4-5 hours because you go for the upscale food and the classy experience. When i sit down to eat, i eat and i'm done.......i don't like dragging my eating out over 4-5 hours. I mean, just give me my food and i'll be on my way. I don't really care what my meal looks like, so you don't need to "wow" me with a nice presentation. I actually kind of miss a restaurant that serves beer, nachos, wings, burgers, etc. and i have yet to find anything like that around here. Fancy restaurants..........love em or hate em?

Oh, there was nothing right about it. You put 10-15 drunken construction workers 8 hours from home for weeks on end and you wouldn't believe the stuff you come up with. Bar brawls, jail cells, strippers, dog fights, etc.........fun for the whole family, guy.

Well, looking back on it, Tex was definitely not a good looking man. Interesting.......interesting indeed.

You had me at "Ray Davis"........i love this guy.

That's interesting......i guess i just never really paid too much attention to too many other teams cause i thought 6 Olinemen was actually a common thing.

Nice!!!.......i'd love to see her piss-stained mattress any day

Um, they should probably be looking at their own QB at this point.......

Are you sure it's not KoKo Beware?

It sounds like some kind of lawyer term......."the chicken wing defense". I'm going to have to pass on this.

When me and my wife are finally alone at the house, i call that the "Big Show" event.......she calls it a minor attraction.

When we were kids, if anybody gave out apples, those apples got tossed right back at the house........so apples weren't given out anymore after that.

Isn't that Big Boss Man?

Honestly, i don't know what that is

At our old house, we were the only ones on the street that would give out candy, so kids avoided our street like the plague. I mean, a kid's ultimate goal is to get as much candy as possible in the shortest amount of time, so coming anywhere near my neighborhood with only one house giving out candy when 15 others weren't, was just not fiscally sound to a kid. So, one year we would have 2 kids, the next we might get 4......that is a complete waste of time by anyone's standards. At this new house, i have no idea how many kids are coming and going down the block cause i shut all the lights off and do the old "if i don't see you, you're not there" trick.

I remembered him from the BBMB........good guy.

That's not bad, but I'm thinking more along the lines of "Bedroom Olympics........love em or hate em", combining the ever-popular ugly girl montage/dog fights with the simplistic, operatic mattress dredging downpour barrage. You televise and sponsor that back-alley sporting event and it's sure to be a fan favorite. Fun for the whole family right there.

You play your cards right and a dog fight could eventually lead to a piss-stained mattress.......that's a fun night right there.

I hate Halloween, just completely hate it......and yes, i'm the guy that turns off all the lights and hides in the dark, never answering the door when those little brats show up. I expect toilet paper and eggs to be strewn about at my house this year.

You see, 40 years ago our pay cheques were only about $450/week, so if given the opportunity to make $200/night from banging ugly ladies, that is a huge potential cash cow, so to speak.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Rodgers is bat**** crazy.

Many years ago when i was working a lot out of town and around various parts of the country (we were doing renovations at different hospitals to bring their morgues up to code as per the new legislation) and as often times happens, the boys would have some free time in the evenings after work to do some drinking and get into some mischief. The game that started up every night at the bars was the "dog fight"........every guy put in $20 at the beginning of the night and whoever took home the ugliest girl, got the pot and sometimes that pot would hit anywhere between $200-$300 a night. It always seemed that "ole Tex" won that thing every night. He did his research, man.......he kept notes, graphs, pie charts, what have you and walked away with an average of $200/per night........also walked away with some real nasty ladies as well. I honestly thought i would have had better odds to win, as i am not pleasant to look at, but i never won even once. Dog fights.......love em or hate em?

It was my dogs who ruined the mattress.......just moved into a new house and the dogs were marking their territory. Mystery solved.

.......roll it tighter?