1ManRaid

So the answer to a strategy that didn't work is.....make it work anyways, cuz reasons? "Scheme to break down the Bills' execution" doesn't mean anything. That's like a gameplan being "win by scoring more points than the other team, by virtue of being better than them at things".

1. "Bad Super Bowl vibes from the losses". 2. "Why them? They're always at the games anyways, this is just lazy."

What was your issue with food? I'm actually not positive about food rules, because I saw them listed in the family section and wasn't sure when my friend asked about being able to bring food in. We just ate right before going in. They let my dad in with his cigarettes plainly visible in his shirt breast pocket. I repeatedly told him to leave them in the car, but he was adamant about bringing them in. He had no intention of smoking them, and didn't even want them to be able to light one up on the walk back to the car after the game, he just had some weird agenda about having them on him. I even suggested ways to hide them, but nope he had some sort of weird point to make?

I can't believe some on Twitter on are actually complaining about this. No wait, it's Twitter...

I dunno, people tell me the Bills have "struggled against weak opponents" over the last month, only beating them by 2-3 scores and running the ball down their throats which was supposed to be our weakness. Maybe we'd be considered good like the other playoff teams if we got blown out by the Lions, Saints, Jaguars...

Mid week threads, everyone...

I don't put much faith in the reasonableness of stadium security screeners, after they tried to deny a man on crutches (me, pre-pandemic game) his fanny pack. They already rejected my Bills Super Bowl seat cushion for the crime of having a zipper on the bottom, and were trying to deny my fanny pack (which had my meds, phone, etc) on the same grounds. When they finally decided to get a supervisor to come over, I held out my pack with a limp wrist and effeminately proclaimed "Are you going to deny a man HIS PURSE?" (purses are allowed), and slung it on my shoulder. This prompted the supervisor to give the staff a dirty look and say "For Pete's sake, let him in".

It's likely not the Bills who make the rules, but the insurance provider. They really don't want the headline of "Bills fan sets self on fire with defective electric hand warmer, induces panic, kills 14". Just bring disposable hand warmers.

Has anyone tried? It's literally the first item listed as prohibited.

There's "looking past your opponent", then there's looking past your opponent and handing them the division title to look forward to the same opponent who now knows you can't stop the basics. Genius. "God works in mysterious ways", and since their other god Tom left for Florida, they will buy hard into their apologetics to rationalize how Belicheat will still carry them to glory. Isn't...isn’t that what they tried last time?

I'm pretty sure dumping liquid on someone in Buffalo in January is against the Geneva Convention.

Isn't Josh rated as one of the best in the league when pressured?

I'm pretty sure there's a number of people here who would be more than happy to help him out with vigorous leg rubs "for circulation".

I'm sure the beasties Josh and Stefon are happy to share one, the second should be a make-up scepter for Devin getting snubbed after trucking a fool while carrying another fool while tiptoeing the sideline to a first down. I honestly think he engineered a way to at least get one to the Bills after stiffing our boys all year. He almost admitted as much talking about Bills fans being pissed at Devin never winning it. Moss got snubbed too on the technicality of injuring the guy he trucked.

Gabe with toe drag swag for a game winning TD.

Actually which one play are you talking about? There are several you can choose from that game, any of which you could argue weren't any Bills' actual fault. A change in ANY one of these plays, and we are #1 seed. - Henry's long TD run shows a hold on a Bills defender in position to make the tackle, can't blame him for that. - Return TD called back, literally no one's fault as replay showed no penalty. - Josh's first ever(?) failed QB sneak, possibly just a flaw in the turf causing his foot to slip.

"If they just win 1 playoff game and then lose the next week, but that 1 win is knocking off Buffalo, I'll be exceptionally happy." Odd thing to hear from a fanbase whose Twitter vocabulary after a loss is primarily "grats on winning your Super Bowl".

Burrow, Rodgers probably has a few years left, Dak, Kyler...

Or just wait for him to lose the challenge (Twitter bots or whatever), and watch Bills Mafia respond by flooding his charity with $25 donations or something. Kind of funny watching this push to win a league wide contest for $25k after literally millions have been thrown by our fanbase at charities for random reasons.

Blows my mind how people don't understand and appreciate that despite all the refball, we were still ONE PLAY from being the #1 seed. But all you hear from doomers and trolls is how we only beat up on bad teams, are inconsistent, etc. We scored 30+ in the majority of our games, and above the league average in 13 of them.

I wouldn't lean on that "bad teams" argument. We averaged 28.4 ppg, and put up more than that against our top competition. Chiefs- 38 points Titans- 31 points, despite return TD called back on phantom hold, and slippery turf costing us points/the game at the end. Bucs- 27 points, but again lost points at the end on blown calls. Would have blown them out if not for the refs locking down Diggs and Co all game. Patriots- 33 (non wind storm game). Colts- The one outlier, as we were too busy letting Taylor run all over us chewing up the clock to score points. We only failed to score 26 points (bear in mind league average is about 24 I think) four times all season. One was the always flukey week 1, one was the Colts, and one was a windstorm. Our production has been remarkably consistent, even against good defenses/teams, on the road, or in bad weather.

I don't care if a meteor hits the Colts bus, I don't want to see Jonathan Taylor in the playoffs. (For legal reasons I must clarify I would in fact care as that would be a tragedy.)

Terrible tackle attempt by Lock on the fumble. I know QBs don't get practice tackling, but at least throw yourself at his feet or something to trip him up.

You know the saying, "If he could catch, he'd be a WR".

Do you mean if Bengals lose? Bengals lose, #2 seed. Bengals win, #3 seed. Google the ESPN playoff machine.