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  1. WhoTom
    Qabqu' jay'!
  2. WhoTom
    "Insert joke here." #TWSS
  3. WhoTom
    "Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough to be a Bills fan." "Pfizer withdraws its Viagra ads prematurely."
  4. WhoTom
    Is this your Uncle Joe?
  5. WhoTom
    Ask Philando Castile.
  6. WhoTom
    Approaching 30 years here, and I've got no complaints. Just gotta find the right person and be willing to work a little. The better the match, the less effort required.
  7. WhoTom
    He could easily be dead because of it.
  8. WhoTom
    Ditto. I was also tired of Kurt Warner and his whole "God assembled this team for a reason" thing.
  9. WhoTom
    Well said.
  10. WhoTom
    My friend says that about Lutheranism. (She was raised Lutheran.) My in-laws are Methodists. They have a Catholic friend who said, "Methodist - that's like Catholic, right?" I said, "Same textbook, different college."
  11. WhoTom
    Raised Catholic; gave up on all the rituals a long time ago. Stained glass distorts the view.
  12. WhoTom
    It's fine to say, "I never want to see or hear from that person again," but hatred only poisons the hater.
  13. WhoTom
    Asparagus.
  14. WhoTom
    I was at a graduation party, sitting in a glider loveseat with my wife, holding a draft beer. The host's dog came up and jumped on me, spilling the beer right into my crotch. I was wearing light-colored shorts, so I had to walk from the patio to to the bathroom - through the crowd - looking like I'd peed my pants.
  15. WhoTom
    Tom and Ray Magliozzi (Car Talk) gave some marital advice: "Would you rather be right, or be happy?
  16. WhoTom
    'Oh, she's too sexy...' ... said no movie producer ever.
  17. WhoTom
    Me too, and I wouldn't trade wisdom for youth any day.
  18. WhoTom
    "Old Man" wisdom.
  19. WhoTom
    You beat me to it.
  20. WhoTom
    It's a great comedy, but a frightening documentary.
  21. WhoTom
    Eschew obfuscation.
  22. WhoTom
    "If you think you're humble, you're not." - my father But the best ever was from my son when he was about 3. I said goodbye as I was leaving for work one day. I added, "Be a good boy today." He responded, "Bye, Dad. Be a good man today."
  23. WhoTom
    I've heard that one at least a million times! ;-)
  24. WhoTom
    Cool. Thumbs up to Kelly (and all Big Brothers/Sisters), and to Tyrod.
  25. WhoTom
    ... with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and wearing sunglasses.
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