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Sounds like a poor man's Kiko Alonso.

I didn't say it was likely, just that I'd be happy with it.

I'm chilled. It's just an old joke: http://jokes.cc.com/funny-gross/wbp3kq/snot

If the Browns intentionally tanked a season, how would anyone notice? By "nobody" I mean no NFL GM or coach.

I'd be perfectly happy with KC going to the AFC Championship game, as long as they lose that game to the Bills, who go on to win the SB two weeks later.

You may think it's funny but it'snot.

I'm rooting for Tyrod to take a big step forward so we don't have to draft a QB in the first round next year. I'm rooting for the Bills to have a top-five defense.

Nobody makes a plan to tank the upcoming season in order to secure a higher draft pick in the following season. We have two first-rounders next year. They may trade one in order to move up, assuming they see a QB who's a sure thing. Either way, they have to have a solid team around the QB, no matter who he is, so they're building it. No contradictions.

Suspenders might have kept Kujo from losing his pants.

"Make it so, Number One."

Bad hare day.

I never understood the fascination with 72 virgins - that's 72 women who don't know what they're doing. I'm happy with one who knows how to operate the equipment.

Bummer. My in-laws were visiting that week. My wife took them on a day trip, partly to get them out of the house so I could watch the game in peace. (Her dad is a casual Bills fan, but he usually grumbles, "They're probably gonna lose" throughout the game, no matter how well it's going.) They got home later that day while I was watching the late afternoon game. My wife saw the score ticker at the bottom of the screen and did a double-take when the Bills' score came up.

Tied for first place ... every April.

Great offense, great defense, but never both in the same season.

When did Rube Goldberg become a GM?

Good read - thanks for posting!

Why announce the pick before you have to? That would give the other 31 teams more time to think about who they'll pick, knowing in advance one guy who's off the board.

You forgot the part where the Bills trade a first round draft pick for Brady, who then plays two years in Buffalo, narrowly missing the playoffs in the second year by losing to the Steelers' third stringers.

Considering GW's role in the Bountygate scandal, I had to laugh at the opening line of the article: "Notorious defensive coordinator Gregg Williams speaks loudly and carries a big stick."

That was a colorful remark. :-)

In hexadecimal, I'm 35.

It depends on the wasp. I've been stung by a yellowjacket - it felt like a tetanus booster shot or a flu shot, and only hurt for a few minutes. But last year in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan I got stung by a kind of wasp I've never seen before. It felt much the same as a yellowjacket, but the pain lasted for several hours and it was swollen for almost a week.