Royale with Cheese

It was a game tying 2 point conversion! We would have won in OT homie.

Hey guys, Im sober this morning and woke up still feeling it. Turned on my TV and strangely or coincidentally…the Bills/Ravens Divisional Playoff Game is on. I mean….come on. That’s a sign!

The Bills/Jags game last year because I brought my son there and we just couldn't stop scoring. The year before, we went to the Giants SNF game last year and OMG that was so boring for the first 57 minutes.

That's what you think. The story is already written and I've read the preface. I'm on the train baby. I'm going to let the Buffalo Bills run the train on me.

Now mine just did. Want to cut some glass?

This makes you a true fan.

Just keep this between you and I but yes, I'm really high.

How can my hand get pregnant?

Count me in if it's full frontal.

I think it's because I have more faith in Josh Allen than EJ Manuel. I'm guaranteeing this will be bumped several times if I'm wrong. But I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

I don't know what's been going on with me since the draft but I get this weird, like small butterfly feelings in my stomach thinking about the upcoming season. This has never happened to me before. Usually I lose interest in football after the Bills are out, gain it back right before draft and free agency....then think about other things until late July. But it's early May and I have the same exciting feeling the Saturday eve before the opener...which means it will take forever in my head for the season to get here. I think they do it this year....I really do. Any of you feeling weird like me right now? And no, I'm not drunk. Am I high? Maybe.

He's going to have to learn better hand fighting. Too many times last year the DB got their hands on him early to break up his timing. He's not going to beat them with quickness or speed so he's going to have out physical them....which he wasn't consistent with and then almost nothing after the injury. I think maturity is another thing. If he doesn't improve on those, he will be a Gabe Davis level production type guy.

I have to be so thankful that it was 2005 and not 2025 with a Ring Indoor Camera. I would have been on Youtube by now.

True Grit is awesome. She was great. Jeff Bridges was better than John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn. Barry Pepper was a good villain. Hallie ultimately stole the show.

I have suppressed this story for years and Jauronimo helped resurface it.

Pavlov's dogs but different. First time I have ever been turned on by a post on this board. Gross.

The worst part is I didn't realize it right away. I heard them come home while I was in my room playing Madden. Then after about 30 minutes, it hit me....I was like "OOOOOOOOOOOH S***!" I went back into the living room after after I heard them walk outside to the backyard. I was like "run and grab the tissue and DVD" and we'll be good. Tissue and DVD already gone...never got the DVD back.

Did I ever tell you when I left a DVD porn in the living room of my college gf’s parents house? Tissue still on the floor, DVD still inside the player and I was in my room playing Madden with Donovan McNabb on the cover. I had to live with them for about 10 days because my new apartment wasn’t ready yet. It was never talked about. I wonder if they still think about it?

Cell phone. She possibly cannot control what you're going to watch on you're own phone.

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Not sure. I wish I could be a fly on the wall in every GM's/Scouting Meetings. Would like to see how close Teams draft boards are. You have your top picks that are pretty much consensus but outside, I would say top 8....how different are these evaluations?

With Sanders, it was simply the owners didn't feel he's worth the aggravation for a day 1 or 2 pick. So I wouldn't say he was a 5th round steal, he's a "I don't mind wasting a 5th on him, lets see if he changes"

Yep. Antonio Brown and Deshaun Watson. If they were B level or below players....neither one make it to a second team. AB filmed Tomlin's locker room rant and posted it....also went after Mike Mayock the GM and called him a cracker. Watson sexually assaulted 20+ women and received the largest guaranteed money of all time.

Nope not at all. Browning went 4-3 and averaged 215 yards per game and 23 ppg lol, threw 12 TD/7 INT's. Yeah, he was on fire lol. Back to the point on if I'm arguing the Bengals have the 1/3 of the weapons.....again I'm not. What I will argue is we have a better offensive unit overall as in the 11 starters and others that come in and play a lot. It's why we went 13-4 and the Bengals, with Joe Burrow having an incredible season (just under 5,000 yards/43 TD's) and didn't make the playoffs. Well, I can tell you it's because Burrow was sacked 48 times. Josh Allen, 14 times. We scored more points But I expect you to give another wild exaggeration like Josh Allen was pressured in under 2 seconds on every snap. Can you show me a stat that says 70% of Josh Allen's throws are outside of the pocket?

Being that we were 3rd in point differential, I would say our team won a lot of games. I don't think we were +157 on super human plays. https://www.espn.com/nfl/stats/team Awesome. The Bengals were 10th in offensive production last year with Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow and Sam Darnold are at the same level. We scored 22.4 points per game with Tyrod Taylor in 2017 and our top WR's were Deonte Thompson, Charles Clay and Zay Jones. So that Jake Browning stat is pretty impressive huh? .6 ppg less with that talent level difference lol.