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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Every home of every Chuck E Cheese employee was inspected and photographed for comparison purposes once this picture got out.
  2. Bears hire Dorsey? Bears executives buy Apple stock!
  3. No, that's what the ladies at 'Orchids of Asia' have. ๐Ÿค”
  4. I bet Gettleman is still there, skulking around, counting how many granola bars players are taking. ๐Ÿคจ
  5. Either turn in your press credentials, or start up a blog and podcast.
  6. The 'straw that stirs the drink'? ๐Ÿค”
  7. Falcons reputed to be considering a fan call in line for coaching decisions. Depending upon fiscal health, it might be a 1-800 toll free number, or a 1-976 pay as you go. Additional services available.
  8. I had a nightmare that the Bills were playing the Bengals at home, and Buffalo chose some variation of the blue uniforms. Bengals countered with the all white variation (including helmets), a lake effect snowstorm hit, and Buffalo couldn't defend against Cincinnati when they had the ball. ๐Ÿ˜ณ * No more double cheese double pepperoni pizza before bedtime!
  9. And if Harbaugh says 'no', there's always Plan B. Jay Cutler. ๐Ÿค”
  10. 2024!!! McRib available again as of January 30 at Ontario McDonalds! It will probably be one of those 'limited time only' offers. You can only churn out so much Soylent Green that looks like ribs. ๐Ÿค”
  11. OP: Give me $6 to get Peacock, and you've got my vote. * ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜
  12. More gambling commercials. The block of commercials at the top and bottom of each hour expanded by 100%. Entire WGR AM staff replaced by second year Buff State journalism students, working for minimum wage plus 25 cents an hour. Bulldog's remote studio suddenly quits working. And by the time the host finishes with the underwriter ads ("coming to you from Dunn Tire Studios"), there's no time for listener calls. OK, one good consequence.
  13. Somehow the NFL coaching carousel strikes me as a bigger version of 'Spy vs. Spy'. The same assistant coach you've been scheming your team's success with is now hired by your biggest rival. Then again, if it's Bill O'Brien, at least you're rid of him. ๐Ÿค”
  14. The pool cleaner is satisfied with the 'fringe benefits'. * ๐Ÿค”
  15. Jerry Jones wants his hands in it. Robert Kraft just wants a hand.
  16. Kliff 'Claven' Kingsbury and Urban 'Dirty Old Man' Meyer immediately come to mind. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  17. Rex 'jonesing' for a ring. ๐Ÿค”
  18. Always reminded me of Mr. Creosote.
  19. Ship both off to the CFL. ๐Ÿคจ * "Hey, Gord, I swear I just saw that Jim Harbaugh eat a booger, eh?!"
  20. Wait until you see the extra 'handling and carrying charges' Hammer's Lot gets for a playoff game. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰
  21. I say we crowdfund for one Highmark end zone turf to be painted 'CHEFS' for the KC game. ๐Ÿ˜
  22. The league even managed to rig the standard denial of the league being rigged! ๐Ÿค”
  23. Owners and front office staff are catching on to the fact there's just too much room for petty theft. Staplers cost money! * A variation on the Whaley-Brandon Corollary: "Don't let him back in the building!"
  24. Expedited, or just FedEx Ground? Atlanta always gave the impression of being a 'penny pinching' organization.
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