Dear sir:
Please cease and desist from stealing lines from old sitcoms.
Yours truly and sign it,
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
Atty's at Law
Pants Pressed While U Wait
"Call the replica jersey place. We're going to need a boatload of 'DARNOLD' nameplated jerseys for 2023. We'll save a few bucks sending them by seacan via the Suez Canal."
I worked with two brothers who were Wayne and Duane. Wayne was the older, we always figured they asked 'pops' what is the second boy's name at the kid's birth: "duh...Wayne? No, wait, we already have a Wayne."
Just for fun I Googled 'bad Beatles covers' and got this:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/louispeitzman/16-truly-terrible-beatles-covers
I will leave you to explore Shatner, Mrs. Miller, Tiny Tim, et al on your own. You have been warned. ๐ณ
No, that's where the hockey arena went. But since there's not a professional team using it, you might bulldoze and build a football stadium there...
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