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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. This better not involve a story similar to the 'Kiko Alonso jersey' story. 🤨
  2. "The SYSCO truck broke down on the way to my local 'Golden Corral Buffet!"
  3. This list is useless unless Hank Bullough is included. Unmatched master of malaprops and breaking wind at the surly press corps.
  4. More secret footage, captured by a Domino's delivery drone:
  5. Thomas Dolby. 😁
  6. St. Peter: "Yes, Mr. Johnson, God loves all creation. I am, however, a Bills fan. Have a seat over there..."
  7. Thinks bubble: "Now I can call the 'Hairclub for Men'! Beams broadly."
  8. 'Mystery Surrounds Upcoming Pentagon Report on UFOs' * It's a scam. CBS Paramount just cashing in by releasing the blu-ray remastered versions of Jack Webb's 'Project U.F.O.' 🤨
  9. Lips don't seem big enough...🤔
  10. So that's why it's so hard to visit Solar City in South Buffalo. Elon's building flying saucers. U! F.O.!
  11. John 'Bolt Neck' Elway?
  12. Not really, but had I agreed to blow into the Breathalizer, I would have spiked the needle! 😕
  13. Any day ending in 'Y' is a 'rum and coke ' day.
  14. The only logical countermeasure to this is that WFT becomes the Washington Christians.
  15. They can get the 'pageantry lady' from the NHL finals a few years ago to be the public address announcer! Make way for a six hour game when the Las Vegas A's host a game. 😁
  16. Ralph's coach referral list/cheat sheet: Saban: Worked here previously. Rauch: Heard of him. Stephenson: Classy guy. Bullough: Assy guy. All the rest: Let Russ handle it. * 😁
  17. This is a sneaky back door attempt to revive Frank Caliendo's NFL mimicry career. He's no doubt polishing his Meyer and Campbell imitations. 😁
  18. Is he nuts? She can turn him into a newt!
  19. In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII proclaimed a reform of the calendar from the Julian to the Gregorian. In 2021, Captain Caveman observed that ESPN predicted a Bills Superbowl, and reformed the calendar to the Wallian calendar. Like the McKenzie Brothers version, there appears to be 'Mystery Days' incorporated.
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