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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Warning label on both wood chipper and cardboard compactor: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PLACE IN UNIT!
  2. The Jets and Giants felt sorry for Rudy Giuliani...and are letting him handle the teams' positions in the suit. Ask her again. 😁
  3. Rather a Jones fracture than a Johnson fracture. 8 out of 10 doctors agree.
  4. He's not referring to himself in the third person, like Costanza did?
  5. Takes a lot of 'jazz' to have 5 wives...what, that's not the word I am looking for? 🤔 * As for the lawsuit, after attorney fees are deducted, enough for 4 beers and a soft pretzel.
  6. So, by 'sandbagging' the Wonderlic, and projecting a bit of 'bad boy', he accomplished exactly what he was looking for. Meanwhile, Josh Rosen's off season tennis lessons aren't the draw he thought they might be.
  7. He already has one.
  8. NJ.com 'Giants’ Joe Judge goes on long, angry rant after 29-3 loss to Bears: ‘This ain’t some clown show’ | Everything he said'. * Seemed a long meandering James Joycean 'stream of consciousness' monologue.
  9. No, Allen higher...at least according to this: Wonderlic scores for 2018 QBs Josh Allen: 37 Josh Rosen: 29 Sam Darnold: 28 Baker Mayfield: 25 Lamar Jackson: 13
  10. Joe Judge's rant the other day was 'the last straw'?
  11. The girl from the Knack song? 'My Flurona'?
  12. Admiral Snyder notified me, He had to have a bath, Or he wasn't fit to see?
  13. Oh no no no no no! * Relax, regarding the spam emails. There will be a multi million dollar lawsuit brought on behalf of the recipients, and after fees, you'll get a
  14. The Force is weak in that one? It might well mean all us fishes were trawled up in that big net of the parody Twitter account.
  15. Geez...he knows baseball, too?! PERFECT opportunity for a Chicago radio station to hold a 'YOU coach da Bears' contest. I think the only one left from those skits is George Wendt. * Hey, anyone got Ditka's phone number?
  16. Hollywood is on line 2. They want to talk to you about developing a script for 'Airplane 3'.
  17. Good, it's settled then. Media pundits state Browns favoured to win it all in 2022. 😁
  18. From anyone else, it's a football observation. From Sherlock Holmes, it's an invitation to the player for drinks, dinner, and dancing. 🤔
  19. The Cowslingers, which evolved into the Whiskey Daredevils.
  20. Sounds shady. Cafeteria lady puts an extra dish of Jello on your tray, BAM! Gettleman the food cop busts you. * Thanks for finding that, Saint Doug.
  21. Wasn't there something about Benjamin's brief run there that involved the food service? 🤔
  22. If you don't put a pad on the seat, your butt will look like a Belgian waffle. Thanks and a tip of the hat to Bronson Pinchot for that.
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