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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. 'Bills sign G Jordan Simmons' * Now why am I thinking of G. Gordon Liddy? ๐Ÿค”
  2. Kid: "Queen to queen's level 3!" Robot: "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid you can't do that." SNAP!
  3. From \GoBillsInDallas/, I would have expected the St. Pauli girl. Hers are bigger. ๐Ÿค” * * * The steins! What did you think I meant?!
  4. It's a shame he wasn't Harry's 'colour man' on the broadcasts...
  5. I always thought the 'mad dash' by Brett was the 'corked bat affair'. Interesting to see it was the 'pine tar bat affair'. * I miss 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.' ๐Ÿ™
  6. I still think this is a sneaky attempt at a 'backdoor' Dump Edmunds! thread.
  7. Hold it in LA? Probably more Bills fans than Rams fans. ๐Ÿค”
  8. Dear TSW mods and members, Why do I not get threads wondering where I am? ๐Ÿ˜  M. Schopp
  9. The way the teams are paying for QBs, this might literally become true. * "You're a linebacker? OK, sign on the 6 month contract, you get 3 square meals a day, Uber service, and an efficiency apartment. Pay?! That IS your pay!" ๐Ÿ™
  10. "Mr. Fleezoid, I knew Herb Brooks...Jerry Sullivan's no Herb Brooks." * ๐Ÿ˜
  11. As a result, 'dump Edmunds!' threads at TSW only appear every other week.
  12. Gettleman attends an NFL executives and coaches banquet, finds Belichick stuffing his pockets with conditional draft picks. * ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ
  13. With that avatar of yours, it's only fitting that a Matt Groening mob does you in.
  14. Darn right! Top 3 tourist activities, Sept.-Dec.: 1. "My team is playing the Chargers / Rams!" 2. "I am visiting the Hollywood Walk of Fame!" 3. "I am taking a cab to where OJ's mansion used to be!"
  15. Looks good on the car loan application? ๐Ÿค”
  16. What are the rest of the band drinking? ๐Ÿค”
  17. Late to the party I am with this, but how do you watch this and not think of the Fat Bastard saying "Get in my belly!"? ๐Ÿค”
  18. High points are pictures of the HC's 'main squeeze'. ๐Ÿ˜
  19. Browns: "We're sorry, Mr. Rosen. We should have taken you in '18!" Rosen: "Well, CFL pays you in Monopoly money, and Canada makes you get a part time job off season!" ๐Ÿคจ Duke Williams: "Amen, bro!" Helps at the garage sales.
  20. Don't you mean 0.5, on a height basis? * Arizona Cardinals need to buy their executive staff those sun hats that Coach McDermott wears. ๐Ÿค”
  21. Pull a 'Harold Ballard'. Red player names on red jerseys. ๐Ÿ™„
  22. I thought it had something to do with repeated visits to the breakfast line at training camp by Kelvin Benjamin. * "Someone get Gettleman on the hotline!" โ˜Ž๏ธ
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