The signing portends a descent into the abyss. Or, as Mr. Lahey referred to it, the s***abyss.
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I nominate '85' as the next talking head on a pregame show. 🤨
If Shenault draws unusually low offers from other teams, they'll be crying in Jacksonville:
🎶 Who stole Laviska? 🎵
🎵 Who stole Laviska? 🎶
🎶 Someone call a cop! 🎵