Ridgewaycynic2013

Who you calling 'turkey'?! 😡 😁

'TG' for 24 November is code for 'tough game'? 🤔

"Screw you guys, and your team! I'm going to Schobel's!"

And the 'Hail Mary' that wasn't. 🤨

I wonder if he was dabbling with the nitrous oxide? 🤔

Excellent strategy on Miami's part. DBs for opposing teams backpedaling at full speed to defend as they do with all the other teams, Tua lobbing wounded ducks under the coverage to his receivers. Absolutely diabolical. 🤔

Visiting teams resorted to their own security measures when playing at Foxboro.

It still beats:

Yeah...did you know Aaron Schobel is in the big house, doing time for human trafficking?! * 🤨🙄

Took some editing, but it was worth it. 👍😁

I hear the restaurant hired Gettleman to make sure the patrons don't ask for second helpings.

Kyler Murray: "Ball, don't fail me now!" Tug Tua: "Hold my beer..."

FFS, probably 30% of the readership here will now believe that verbatim. 🤨

Amazing how he was a rock.

Well, it has been a while.

I have a Rotary rectangular face I bought due to the style. As I rarely 'put on the Ritz' anymore, it's rarely worn. I have a couple of cheap analog battery operated ones, worn on a construction gig out west, since a cell phone outside of the lunch trailers would get you fired. I do miss all the innovative running watches Casio marketed in the 1980s and 90s, but it seems they skewed the line to G Shock, and seem happy charging exorbitant prices for their models, if you can find them. Campmor in NJ seems to fill runners' needs now with Timex.

I would ask you to leave, but judging from your screen name, you're probably the team owner...🤔

'T-bone' was already awarded to Kelvin Benjamin. As was 'Popeye', and 'Biscuit'. 🤔🤨😁

Considering the number of people who think it's 'A-Z-A-R-I-A', I believe 'Moe' or 'Apu' might work. 🤨

I haven't worked on vehicles to any great extent the last few years, but it's odd that by the 2019 model year that an interlock hasn't been fitted for MT equipped vehicles. I did roughly the same thing as the lube tech did in 1976, at the service station where I worked. You only make that mistake once.

🎶 Love...love will keep us together...🎵 Do, or no do. There was often no try.

There is a 'Michael Scott-worthy' pun / bad joke in there, but I'll be guddammed if I relate it. 🤨 * Happy belated birthday, Mrs. D. The Vatican is finalizing your sainthood. 😁

Does that mean he can keep the in stadium apartment, and the groundskeeper gig? 🤔

"Hi, I'm Russ! Sounds like you folks here at the Browns could use an experienced executive who relates to the other teams and your fanbase as a 'straight up guy'!"