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NFL officials noted today that a number of players who attended the combine in multiple years settled a lawsuit against an apparently unauthorized photographer, who was found in the locker room repeatedly. Although never apprehended, the individual was reputed to be named Hurlock Sholmes. Attorneys for the NFL noted that today's settlement precludes the trauma combine participants would have to relive if a trial ensued.

Damn right they're not. Going to take at least three gallons of Maker's Mark, not a measly fifth of Jim Beam

GMT? AST? EST?! What gives any time zone the 'zonist' imperialism to claim their zone is the 'chosen zone'?! 🤔

RB: "I am Buffalo football!" PS&E: "You were, 'Frisky'." 🤨 RB: "Call me at my New Era office." NECC: "Wut?!"

Not much. Every time I have seen him, he's heading for the $2 blackjack tables.

Hair gel? 🤔

Hey, he just broke up with his sweetie! Perfect for that bilge fest they call 'The Bachelor'! 😁

All I needed to know about this snake oil salesman was him passing himself off as a 'high ranking official' of New Era Cap (replete with office and phone exchange) after Pegula Sports and Entertainment had shown him the door.

Think He would sign? 🤔 WWJD?

And another company telephone extension lost into the mists of time...😢

For corn's sake, and then have to put up with another Sherlock Holmes bromance?!

Doesn't make funny faces like young Belichick, does he? Better not. 🤨

RUSS BRANDON?!?! Well, the little head will eventually make a fool of the big head...again.

Shhh! The pundits will be slamming him for not being a physical enough player. 🤨

"Here's a letter from Matt Stafford from Los Angeles. He writes "Dear Ryan Seacrest, could you please play 'Walk On By', by Dionne Warwick?" "

Looking through this thread days later, I complement you for this post. * I will need a clarification though if you're referring to football, or connubial relations.

I wonder if the Raiders will go for a black emblem on black helmet as an alternate? 🤔

And Geritol! Mr. Welk heartily endorses Geritol.

Rodgers caught wind of Mahomes telling his main squeeze that she's uninvited to KC games. Thought to himself "now there's a honey for me!" * The above post is purely conjecture and satirical writing. If it works for the rest of the internet, it works for me, and I'm not even trying to monetize it. 😁

Young Mr. Allen liked Steve Urkel?

Player: Matt Stafford. Team: L.A. Rams Favourite song: 'Walk Away', James Gang.

Suggestion: 1. Retain the better performing receiver. 2. Deal or release the lesser performer. 3. Blame it on OC / HC conflict.

"Thank you, Spock."

Extra jalapeños on the nacho chips. ¡Muy caliente! Not juhlapuhnos. Jalapeños.

If he is dating two girls the same evening, I seriously doubt he needs an 'extension'. A performance enhancer, perhaps, but certainly not an 'extension'.