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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Miss Purdy? I thought that was Garoppolo's code name for Kiara Mia.
  2. A humble suggestion for membership consideration: $25 deposit each on all threads started, payable by the OP. If the thread makes it to page 3, you get your deposit back. πŸ€”
  3. Pufnstuf missed a block?! That's unpossible! * 'Couldn't do a little 'cause he couldn't do enough'. πŸ™
  4. F*** no! Too much Iago in those two, both would think they're Josh Allen caliber. You would need extra bodyguards, and a food taster for Allen if the Bills ever ended up with either of those two yokels as QB2.
  5. Dilly dilly! 🀴🏽
  6. I was thinking they'll probably take him out behind the barn with a 12 gauge and put him down. Only third string, ya' know. 😁
  7. Why? They're using wheelchairs? πŸ€”
  8. OP has been a member since 2004. Never crossed paths with DC Tom? πŸ€”
  9. White smoke from a Dolphins' chimney yet?
  10. Eagles my ass. Jets probably called Rodgers, but Johnson thinking it's a 'done deal'. Slipped the lights guy a C note to light up the building. 🀨
  11. Ed rides a horse. A very old insult is "f*** you, and the horse you rode in on." Ergo, I think the Bills should keep him because of his uniqueness. Let Beane find other tires to go kick. 😁
  12. And the horse you rode in on. 🀨 * 😁
  13. Whoops! Wrong emoji! Typed 🀨 when I meant to type 😁.
  14. The Geno Smithers are strong among us...🀨
  15. Remember how the Roman Empire took care of GM Julius Caesar on the ides of March. πŸ€”πŸ˜ * Maybe the Patriots can spare Matt Patricia to replace Moore? πŸ€”
  16. Could bring a certain spontaneity to the team, couldn't he? 😁
  17. Must be that witch-AY woman putting the cheech on SF. πŸ€”
  18. You got the 'awesome' reaction for the pun. Not the sentiment. 😁
  19. So, if we get Al Pacino's Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Scent of a Woman) to punch Alec Baldwin's Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross) in da mouf, we make it to the Super Bowl? πŸ€”
  20. Do that for your O line, and then you'll discover how all your 'smaller, faster, lighter, kinder, gentler' D linemen are getting hurt in practice. 😁
  21. 1. Holds the crying towel. 2. Readies the 'clipboard of excuses' for the line coach to forward to higher ups.
  22. Cold. When we find you at a band gig with a beach umbrella inserted emphatically in your rectum, we'll remind you of this.
  23. Thoughtful essay on the OP's part. All I've got is this board continues with its weekly quadrophenia. 😁
  24. No Ertz. No NFC title. 🀨 No Utz, either. * Also, check the celebrity sighting. I had heard it was 'Lacey Jane Brown', the noted female impersonator. πŸ€”
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