Ridgewaycynic2013

Well, maybe the most entertaining...

Beans as a pregame meal? 🤔

Introduce an element of danger and uncertainty? 🤔 Perhaps 'Rock / Paper / Scissors'? * The NFL better hope I am never appointed the next commissioner. Wait until you hear about 'Opera Thursday' games.

He then becomes the spokesperson for Planter's Peanuts? Would look good as 'Mr. Peanut'!

From the way the Johnson boys run that organization, just send them a Tweet 'Hey Johnsons! Why not both?!?', and they should go on a spree. 😁

Grundy wins the 'Police Squad!' snappy banter award of the week. 😁 And you win the DC Tom award of the month. Quite possibly for all of 2023.

No repeats! 🤨 * 😉😁

In deference to my esteemed colleague Mike in Horseheads: 1. New stadium will have natural grass. 2. New stadium will have natural groundskeepers:

There should be one NFL game in the Spring. It should be on March 17. All 32 teams play. On alternate years, 'your' team wears a full green uniform, including helmet. Mark Kelso returns in 'green' years, and uniform says 'GAZOO'. * Unpopular enough?

Not a peeler bar left in Fort Erie. Sundowner might be the only one left in NFO.

Always have been partial to Weird Al's 'Living With a Hernia'. 🤔

No, that was him 👇🏽 The one on the left.

Said HOUSE never...😏 * 😁

David is one of those chicken wing eaters who request ranch dressing. They are shunned. 🤨 *

Now I don't really believe that. But Sky Diver's slavish devotion to Alabama and Mr. Foster are just too good of a shtick to let die.

You get points for being a 'good sport'. 😁 BBQ in Indy. Manhattan Style Crowder in NY. 🤔 Time to see what's in the fridge.

1. Catch the ball. 2. Then you get paid. 3. Drop the ball? 4. Gettleman cuts your snacks.

"Hey, Redlight!" was a common nickname bestowed upon goalies in the industrial leagues and pickup games at Fort Erie arenas over the years. In pickup games, they would often hang a dish towel off the crossbar if a goalie was absent that night. Alternately, turn the net around, and the opposing team has to bank it off the end boards. * Griffs goaltender has a sunburned back of the neck now. Couldn't stop a beach ball later in that game.

I'm sorry, Ted, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Roscoe was an underwhelming part of the Saturday funnies back in the day. Always riding the coattails of his buddy Buz Sawyer. * "Watch him catch 12 TDs next year." * Depends whether he wears gloves or not. There's an argument this board loves having. 😁

I was 1-H. I should now be 4-F. I also fall under 5-A. * https://www.sss.gov/about/return-to-draft/

https://buffalobiketours.com/mumbo-wings/ A write up on John Young and his contributions to chicken wing lore and history.

I know the Giants technically play in New Jersey, but should he maybe now be called 'Manhattan Style Crowder'? 🤔 * 2nd week of training camp. 😁

Never mind the bollocks of comp picks, here's the Bills chance to right a wrong by re-signing Robert Foster!

'Hide the Salami' is the obvious answer. And yet another thread that really belongs in 'Off The Wall'. 🤔🤨