That's No Moon

Let's get him started then, shall we?

If the Sheriff's Dept were smart/cool they'd have stuck an officer in the pit themselves and posted the picture on Twitter so everyone knows it's been taken care of. It's not like it's inaccessible. The construction guys are down there every day.

And if we lose? The Pit dines on pork tonight!

I'm with you man. I had that same injury and it hurts like hell.

OK, all the Jr. Meteorologists need to settle down. Have a drink fellas. It's joke. Enjoy the snow.

Need a Bill Murray pothole full of slush like Groundhog Day

99% cloudy is still partly cloudy.

as in covered in cocaine? Dunno.

Dude is wearing a Lions shirt. Clearly a rookie.

Today is the day the offense fires on 8 cylinders. We've been getting by on 6 or less for awhile now.

Relax. The pit abides.

A futures contract costs you basically nothing. It's a $1 scratcher for a 24 y/o former 2nd round pick

OK, I'm ready now.

Settle down. It's way more likely someone gets killed in a car wreck in the way there, or hit by a car. I think everyone understands it's a joke. A chemically enhanced dude fell in there before the joke even started, can't control that.

Jesus. Green Bay finishes this up and this whole thing is wide open. C'mon boys. It's there to be had.

Who is to say that the pit doesn't eat pork?

Confirmation. The pit must be fed. Thanks boys. Also, what do you expect them to say?

Billy Joe Hobert. I'll take "Crappy Bills QBs" for $600, Alex.

Punt returner, slot receiver.

Why am I now picturing a statue of Betty Ford serving as the bowling ball holder.

49ers don't bother me that much. They and Miami are very similar and you beat them the same way. If you can handle one you can handle the other. Baltimore beat both. Is it a lock? No. Is it possible? Yes. If Houston plays well they could pull an upset. They do what has given Baltimore some trouble.

The wind might be a thing because of the number of throws they make down field outside the numbers but even then 15mph isnt that bad.

Loudest I've ever heard was the second half of the comeback game and the building wasn't even full. That game had energy like I've never felt before or since. The momentum flipped in the 3rd quarter and even though we were still down there was this sense that we were going to do it, no matter what. Everybody felt it on the field and in the stands and we willed it to happen. If the Ravens hold serve today, tomorrow will be our last opportunity to do our thing this year. Let it all out, but with confidence, not with trepidation.