That's No Moon

The Sabres game

Yea but nobody cares about that. Including the people playing. I hope they can count the spectators on fingers and toes tomorrow.

All I know is we've got Optimus Prime and Peppa Pig v. Taylor Swift if we win this week.

He's Trent Edwards with a better running game.

It was Dunkirk Don. We sent him in deep undercover.

That guy is such a tool. The only question in my head is does he get fired before the players turn on him. I hope not. I want to see that epic meltdown.

How in the ever loving Christ did we get here? Take it to the History Channel gentlemen!

What's the problem? edit: do I need to put in a 🤣 so the sensitive Sallies know I'm joking?

Different helmet. I've never seen it happen either, but that's what it was.

Nah, that's cold related.

He wears a vicis helmet. They are softer plastic than a typical helmet to absorb energy better. Clearly they don't like the cold stiffening up the material.

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I love that we live in their heads.

Flacco throws him the ball.

I'm asking the question. I'm sure they thought of it, I would just like to know how.

Thank you for understanding my struggle. I now have to rearrange the tchotchke shelf. Again. Wish me luck.

And you all were worried about Kathy freaking Hochul. I totally saw that ad already today so it's not really "new" on Sunday. That probably helps. Right? Yes. Definitely. Also, who among us hasn't yelled "SILENCE, JIM NANTZ!" at least once?

It's me. Totally me. Can I align the universe properly through my words, thoughts and actions over the next day and a half. Can I sit in the correct location and wear the correct outfit? Can I knock on wood quickly enough any time I say or think anything even remotely positive? Can I shout loudly enough from 300 miles away to influence the game? Can I refuse to watch at the proper moments? There's so much to do. I hope I can pull it off for everyone. I've been training for this moment my whole life.

I'm sure those comments were referenced in the huddle as they started that drive. Gave them the extra motivation they needed. I'm fighting the demons with you brother. Remember, it's in your head. Everything will be fine. The universe doesn't keep score and it doesn't owe you or hate you. This is what I tell myself anyway. My faith in that statement wavers and YMMV.

If they'd kill the stupid pre-season they could start in August. Of course, Miami in August would be the opposite issue we have now. Maybe the season is too long now, Rog? Naaaaaah, we can slide at least one more in there.

Ed Oliver. Anchor against the run, quick pressure against any passing they do.

Just another PTSD trigger. Try not to put too much stock in it. I'm here worried that because I dared to look at what the early ticket prices are for next week's game I put bad juju into the universe which will then come back to harm me. If I have that much cosmic power I really should be using it differently, but my brain will worry about it anyway.

Jaylen Warren played at Snow College. Can't make this up.