That's No Moon

Its the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine, Plague, and in the back riding a Donkey is Sully being optimistic about the whole thing.

In order to be eligible for pup you can't have participated in anything in tc. You have to have come into camp broken. If you get broken during camp that's an IR situation.

When i think of an evening at the Boardwalk this is what comes to mind. Where can I go to sit in traffic, pay $8/hour to park, wade through thousands of people many of whom are jackass teenagers, pay astronomical prices for anything, play rigged games to win cheap imported Chinese crap, get low quality merchandise from 47 t shirt shops that all sell the same 15 shirts, ride maintenance neglected rides with indifferent foreign staff, purchase food from a place that clearly hasn't been cleaned since the Carter Administration, battle birds for any food that I do buy, run a 50/50 chance of getting crapped on by said birds, eat whilst walking in the blazing sun through a place that smells like a combination of hot vinegar and low tide, and pray I don't get hepatitis from the bathroom? Oh, that's right! Let's go to the Boardwalk!

Why? NBA players do that in the REGULAR season. NBA teams do that in a coordinated fashion in the regular season. Schmucks still pay to see the games and if you have seasons whaddya gonna do about it? Nothing, and they know it.

I went to the fair once when I was a teenager. Not my thing. My wife forces me to take the kids to the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD a couple times a year. I'm not sure which I like less. I think the boardwalk, especially that one.

Honestly, anyone who I know for certain has made the ball club. I'll take the last 2 games to decide on my bubble players. Take full advantage of a 90 man roster and use up that cannon fodder. Sit: Allen, Barkley, McCoy, Gore, Singletary, DiMarco, Brown, Beasley, Roberts, Knox, Sweeney, Feliciano, Ford, Dawkins, Nsekhe, Morse, Hughes, Oliver, Phillips, Phillips, Loutuelei (sp), Edmunds, Milano, Lorax, Wallace, Poyer, Hyde, Johnson, Johnson, White. Exempt: Kroft (PUP) Did I miss anyone? That leaves Jackson at QB (and if it were me another camp arm) - keeping 0 Murphy, Yeldon, Perry, Wade at RB - keeping 1, maybe 2 0 FB Bolden, Easley, Foster, Jones, McCloud, McKenzie, Phillips, Sills, Williams at WR - keeping 3, possibly 4 Carter, Croom, Smith, Towbridge at TE - keeping 1, maybe 2 if Kroft stays on PUP Bates, Bodine, Long and Rhaney at C - keeping either Long or Bates Bates, Boettger, McGhin (hurt), Spain, Teller, Long at G (I'm not sold on Spain at all) - keeping 2, maybe 3 Bates, Jones, McDermott, Wesley at T - keeping 1 Acho, Murphy, Lawson, Love, Johnson, Murphy, Yarbrough at DE - keeping 3 Peko, Walton, Young - keeping 0 M. Alexander, Dodson, Joseph, Lacey, Stanford, Thompson - keeping 3? Lewis, Lewis, Munnerlyn, Pitts, Rice - keeping 1 or 2 Coleman, Marlowe, Johnson, Neal, Wallace keeping 2 Hauschka, McLaughlin both at K - if Slye comes free on cut day I want him. I want him to the degree that I might trade Carolina a little something for him just to keep him away from Chicago. Keeping 1 Boroquez and Carter though I want this dealt with soon - keeping 1 Ferguson snapping - keeping 1 I think that works out to around 53 on the final roster depending on how many of each position they take.

Yes

I didn't put him there because I'm pretty sure he wasn't signed until after both Nixon and Kush tore their knees up.

Mario Clark, Charlie Romes, Jeff Nixon, Steve Freeman and Rod Kush were pretty good....

Caption: "Don't touch my laptop."

He's going to be on the field week 1 and kicking 16 kinds of ass.

I honestly wonder how much of this is for show just to generate some clicks and interest. There is ZERO chance that AB walks away from the money. There is ZERO chance that the Raiders release him. There is ZERO chance the NFL allows his helmet. This can only end one way. Next up we will be treated to the prodigal son's return.

Ryan Nassib is available. Hell, EJ Manuel is better than Tyree

I don't know that Tyree gets picked up in the XFL.

Drafting players from your own team with money on the line is like mixing church and state. It's just not advisable.

Front butt. Or Vagomach Why don't you just make 10 louder? ?

Beasley is going to be a steal in a PPR league

Let's focus on the important questions raised by tonight's game. Such as how do we acquire Caroline Cann and is she the missing piece the Bills need to push them over the top?

There are different ways to go 4-0. We were well into our 3rd string in the 2nd quarter and still rag dolling the Panthers (who admittedly were missing several key players) and FTR if they can win the 4th game with a whole game of Tyree Jackson at QB then their depth on defense and running back is insane because he stinks on ice.

This is what we get. Because Buffalo...

They've been making me look at her every 5 minutes all night. What else are we supposed to do? Watch Ray Ray McCloud let a punt roll for 10 minutes with nobody within 30 yards? Thank you. Crisis averted.

Are we low on corners because of the injuries? Why the F is Wallace on the field?

Yeah, she is not ugly.

That timeout is why Ron Rivera is a toolbox. Let the game end.

With the ball in his hands he's legit. I worry about the other stuff. He will be sick with RPO