Augie

I used to work with a guy who seemed OK until the day he told me about his dog and said “I like to see the fear in a grown man’s eyes.” Yeah, no thanks.

He was probably relieved when he got to hide in his basement!

Just a little more than 24 hours from now…..we can make it.

If you could move the draft up 48 hours, we’d be much obliged!

I find him running the 40 to be completely captivating! Maybe the best part of the Combine!

Seriously? I underestimated the internet. I’ll try not to make that mistake again. (I fail at things all the time, so don’t get too excited.)

Ummmm, things just got creepy! OK, we’ve been creepy for a long time, but we have stepped up to the next level.

Ummmm, I’m taken. Very, very taken.

I vote Tom Brady, for offense and defense. I just want to see him get a whuppin’ and the tar beat out of him! It might look like slow motion football, but how fun would it be be see a team of Aaron Donald’s pounding it up the gut against 11 Brady’s? I’d tune in!!! Ratings thru the roof for THAT!

I’m sure every other female on earth is quite relieved!

I bet even that is low. Ex-jocks who can barely form a sentence get paid a fortune to say stupid things on Sundays get paid a fortune! One (unreliable) source I found has Booger McFarland making $2Mil/year, and he’s the biggest Booger on TV! I still haven’t gotten over his support for the crack back blocking penalty call on Cody Ford. Yes, it’s personal!

…..and I am a French model!

I agree with this. I don’t understand how we are supposed to decide if we should move (up or down) or stay put without knowing who is available and what it will cost. This is one of those situations where I can’t have an opinion without having more information. Having said that, I’m glad Beane is making the call, and NOT ME! I promise, you don’t want me making the call either. (I may or may not have been a “wrong Josh” guy.)

Forget @Gugny! That dude will break into your car! I think I’m a far more reliable option. Ask anyone who doesn’t know me! I got dibs on Alphas couch!!! .

They don’t have to fear him. They just need to keep giving up 4.7 YPC. I’d like a speed threat to score from 80+ yards out, but we will be fine at RB. I don’t gamble on finding that guy in the first round. The first round is for premium positions, IMO.

How well does it pay if you can eat EVERY Nathans hot dog in 60 seconds?

Do you think it’s maybe that they just can’t make a jersey that big? 🤷‍♂️

I refuse to jinx this thread by discussing Belichick’s draft history. He’s a GENIUS! We should fear what he has planned!

Ugh, that’s embarrassing! But the internet is forever. I’ve learned my lesson!

I guess “back” is a relative term. BTW, I agree Beasley might help the most, but I did not appreciate the distraction he caused. I’d love to have Hughes get a ring with us if he’s willing to do it on the cheap. Having Von might help free him up. I voted for Jerry.

Because he’s under contract with the Colts? 🤷‍♂️ I like the Wyatt Teller answer, but are we talking just people who are available? I just looked, and Teller signed a 4 year contract extension for almost $57 Mil. Good for him! You can’t be right 100% of the time. .

I have retired from both my male modeling career and my stud service for super models. There is only so much one guy can do…..

Is that not the story of a teenage boy? 🤷‍♂️ What you don’t know is…..it’s not over.

PLEASE just bring on the draft!

Well, clearly your thread title was a way to disguise your true premise hoping Hall would be widely accepted as a wise first round pick at #25. Apparently few people believe that is true. At least you have come clean, finally. I’m pretty sure about this….I don’t think Hall’s senior year was played in the NFL behind the Bills generally inept run blocking OL. Unless a guy is other-worldly, I don’t see running back as being first round worthy in today’s passing oriented NFL. You take premium positions in the first round.