Coach: Frank Reich
QB: Tony Romo
Biggest Acquisition: Tony Romo.
addendum: trade for Romo. Let Gilmore, TT and EJ walk and get rid of Russ Brandon and Rex. Draft QB in first round and then Cardale and that pick learn behind Romo. Romo gone after 1 season and then you have 2 young QBs fighting for the starter spot in 2018 camp. With returning (good) OL, healthy Sammy/Woods/Clay/Shady and competent QB, offense will be fine. With competent defensive coordinator, defense will return to form.
It makes too much sense, which is why it won't happen.