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He’s a commie?

Maybe it’ll kill an equine and you can update your wardrobe.

Chiefs fans think the answer is meth. It just makes cents.

Not enough information. He spent a total of $140 on purchasing the cow and collected a total of $160 so they are trying to trick you into saying $20 but how long did he own the cow? It doesn’t say. He had to feed it, take it to the vet, buy a shovel to clean the poop, etc. He also may have sold a bunch of milk or maybe people paid him to take pictures with the cow. That’s before we get into permits, fees, taxes, pro-rated barn space, and opportunity cost because the same money could have been used to by chickens. Also he may have had to buy insurance on the cow in case someone mutilated it in an effort to convince morons that aliens actually exist. This whole thing is a big trick. Don’t fall for it.

I wish I could take credit for the comment I saw somewhere else: From gym beam to Jim Beam.

Such honest self reflection.

Pats troll logic: 1.Speak with arrogance, and as an arbiter of facts. 2. Demonstrate you have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about by saying things like “White had 2 dud years on two different teams” when he was actually only gone for one year. 3. ??????? 4. Profit

Cam Schlitter is a can’t miss Yankees prospect. Either he pans out or @BADOLBILZ has the easiest derogatory nickname ever. Win win.

Where does the Spandex Mafia stand on this?

There is also a rule called “The Taylor Swift’s boyfriend plays on my team” exemption.

I don’t think it was a virus. They just drove in Boston for a couple of hours.

As favorites I’d go with Tre, Schnow, Ed, Brown, Shakir and Groot.

Things like other water

Paul Skenes says helloooooooooooooooooooooo.

Patrick? The guy on this very board?

The Wynn has been around for over a thousand years?

Lol Bama has three non conference games. Two of them are Louisiana-Monroe and Eastern IL. I half expect them to play a online university at some point soon. The tide rolled 352-0 over The University of Phoenix who participated over a Zoom call Saturday! The UP defense couldn’t stop Bama as they were not physically present. The score wasn’t higher because of 87 delay of games assessed when Phoenix’s offense was supposed to be on the field which burned clock.

Avoid distractions? Sure. Also avoiding honor and dignity and eroding the integrity of the game. He’s being a Tom Brady-sequel weasel.

Golf has always been far and away the most stringent on applying it’s rules. A prominent golfer, I think Ray Floyd, not sure, was disqualified for kneeling on a towel to keep his pants clean on an awkward shot. That’s because the towel “elevated his stance” or some such. But Rory shouldn’t have to answer for an illegal club? Why is that? Because you’re a fan?

Rules are rules . He broke them. See: Pete Rose.

I’m watching the game and some dude named Maverick Handley is playing. He makes Alejandro Kirk look like Aaron Judge. This is fake right? They just plucked a Top Gun fan out of the crowd right?

I take it the Pats crushed it in the 7th this year. Who’d they get?

Ramon Laureano isn’t terrible as a player but the O’s signing him was Ike an April Fool’s joke. Nice line for Gibson today.