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Ok let's suspend sitcom math for a minute and imagine that there are thousands upon thousands of intelligent life forms our there. Do you think even one of them named a planet after their butt hole like we did?

Does anyone else find it weird that New Jersey isn't getting a new jersey?

It fooled me when you listed four guys and said "that's about it for young potential stars on this team". It made me think you only saw four young potential stars on this team. It might have been where you said "that's about it".

I'll give you Orton and Danielson but Phipps sucked.

14 year olds? Really?

Clearly this dirt bag thinks the moment has passed and that the powerful have regained their ability to abusevwith impunity. Eff him.

He plays defense. Tre White could get a high pick too.

Nothing will happen to any real insider ever. The only possible exception is if it is done to protect someone higher on the food chain, but even that is unlikely. Think of a company that is a monopoly but also gets to make all the real rules while ignoring the written rules.

Tre White is so old.

Gronk for a 3rd what? Shirley. Michel is a nice player with decent upside at a position that is easy to fill through the draft. Iffy at best. The point is that the OP chose an odd standard to assess where we are on offense. It doesn't matter what picks we'd get for players, it matters what holes get filled through FA, the draft and eventual team chemistry. Who is to say that adding a killer center can't help improve the right side or adding a stud receiver won't elevate Jones or Foster? Who is to say that if we traded Shady for a 5th that he couldn't help a team for a year or two? A lot of things factor in. When we traded Lynch we could only get a 5th. Seattle did ok with that one, but that doesn't mean we settled for a 5th. It was his value at the time, not his skill. Trade value is different than skill set.

I knew someone would say that because he had a solid fantasy week. He also has been in trouble and has had dime a dozen results overall. I see a 4th for him but someone might cough up a 3rd. I seriously doubt it.

Lol. Khalil Mack is exceptional. Name an offensive player on the Jets, Dolphins, or Pats that would get anything more than a 4th. Darnold doesn't count. I get a grand total of zero.

They are both terrible. Let's get Kelvin Benjamin back too.

Dahlin is unreal. The goal was great but there have been 2 or 3 of the slickest little passes out of trouble that just expose how far ahead he is thinking.

They didn't schedule The Citadel?

Whenever this happens in any NFL game Alabama should get an automatic berth into FBS playoff.

Name one product ever offered by a company that hasn't tried to build in a method of retention. Next, come to the realization that anyone can find a way to redefine retention as addiction. Technology is simply speeding up the process. How is Facebook immune to the accusations this video game faces? They're not as good at causing addiction? There have been rumors for decades that KFC puts a chemical in its chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smartass. Maybe they named the game Fortnite as a homage.

I want a Von Neumann probe for Christmas but sitcom math won't let me have one.

I have no evidence for this but you said, and I quote: "/Dev colluded with Girorgio to up his meme count so that Giorgio could run for President of the History channel". I didnt need need any luck, it was easy. Merry Christmas to you too. Pay up bub.

Coming January to a TV near you.

I take it they said something positive?

It would not be appropriate for the owners to roll on the field during the game. They can roll down the hill at their house if it keeps them young.

Lets hope he doesn't get stupid on motorcycles or start organizing rape parades.

He can't possibly be injured because he is too pliable.

And here I thought it was Bama's new QB for 2020.