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The signs by the side of the road generally provide a good indication of the speed limit.

Nobody is saying that kickers aren't valuable. Of course they are. Historically, though, kickers don't go in the first round. You'd have to make the argument that Aguayo is so much better than an available free agent kicker or some other kicker drafted in a lower round to make the move worthwhile. He probably isn't so much better and that's why he shouldn't be an exception to the general rule.

Take Me Out to the Ball Game.

I thought of that one, as well. Also "Don't Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin, And Kingsmen's "Louie Louie"

Dude, he said Orcs, not Ogres.

Caption: Rob is digesting the playbook.

The guy in the article might have been better off damaging his street so that it became a construction site that waze would have drivers avoid. Problem solved.

Did you ever notice that the word "and" is part of ampersand, but an ampersand is an abbreviation of "and"? Crazy!

I wonder what the landlord is going to do with his security deposit.

I'd bring both in as subs in the last 15-20 minutes depending on how the game is going. They've got so little experience but they do look like they will be important pieces in the near future of the team.

Unsure, but the automated voice probably told him to place his item in the bag next to the scanner. I wonder if he did that.

I know. It was more to the point of recent free agent "keep/let go" debates. This decade. I should have quoted both posts.

Jairus Byrd? Oh...wait.

The soiled Kroger.

Pittsburgh plays a similar style as the Sharks, but not as well. Sharks power play is top notch. Should be a good series. Sharks in 6 I say.

I am a Red Sox fan. Not a commie. (My dad is a Yankees fan).

Yep. That was a good one. Your crazy animal needs to be in a bar.

The only time my dad ever called me a communist was when I put ketchup on my hot dog.

Well stated.

Maybe the Bills are more "relevant" to the media at the moment -- like the media is expecting them to finally pop to the surface and wreak havoc this year (or soon)?

What's "preventative" surgery? Is it meant to prevent future surgeries?

Jokes involving talking animals in bars are usually better. Something simple and stupid like: A man brought his horse into a bar and told the bartender that his horse could talk and he'd like free drinks if he could prove it. The horse turned to him and said "are you drunk? Horses can't talk."

I was using a different set up line. Trust me. It is hilarious.

Are you drunk?

That's not satisfying.