quinnearlysghost88

there are only three types of games when we play the Patriots*: -Quick demoralizing blowout -Slow 8-yard-per-carry dismantling -Last-second self-inflicted heart break.

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Joining the Buffalo Bills: You have 1 year to make 10 years worth of progress.

deadspin is having a day with us: It’s clearly between the Giants and Jags, right? I’m not putting Kap in Buffalo, because A) I like him and B) I don’t want ANYTHING spoiling the raucous comedy going on right now with the Bills. It’s killing me that Nathan Peterman is still on that roster. They started Derek Anderson Sunday and watched him drown, and when they needed a life preserver they realized the only one they had available was Nathan ***** Peterman! Amazing. That situation is perfect as is, and I don’t want anyone messing with it.

The only upside is Josh not getting absolutely embarrassed on national TV by the Pats********* on MNF in his rookie year. Glad he's avoiding all of that.

Bill Burr, a new england fan, was on pardon my take telling a story about a guy at a sports bar going insane over the new england game. screaming about them, about how they're getting all the calls and the league wants them to win, that they don't deserve it and they're going to come crashing down this year (New England won). And the funny thing was, Bill Burr said he used to be that guy when Boston sucked. That there was a conspiracy against his team and that he was frustrated and thought his team was inept and not going anywhere. Sports are cyclical. If you have Spotify, it's the Oct 17 Pardon my Take at the 44:45. It's amazing and probably every Bills fan at one point.

we finally made it: https://deadspin.com/ass-team-of-the-week-sean-mcdermott-cooked-up-the-butt-1829937214

I'm talking about hats from the 90s. my argument is that brims have gotten bigger overall. Flat brim or not.

I have some throwback hats from the 1990s that I bought "new'. They start out flat brim, but the brims are much smaller than the flat brims today.

who?

Nothing to do? What’s there to do in Arizona? Baltimore? Cleveland? Detroit? Green Bay?!? Kansas City?! Tennessee? Cincinnati? That’s a garbage excuse.

You consistently have the worst takes on this site.

It might be an unpopular opinion, but I’d rather watch ivory. He’s a bruiser.

This is why I come here on Sunday mornings. Straight to the vein.

this is such a perfect gif for this tweet. ike he's doing the math...2009...familiar...9 years ago..

I mean, i really just need Anderson to not turn the ball over. He can have 150 yards passing and we could probably keep it close with our D and run game. We're not asking a lot from him.

We technically don't have a backup for Anderson. So, he gets to hang around as an NFL fraud for another few weeks.

Interesting. Everything I read was that he knew he’d have a role as a mentor. Much like he did with cam. I saw interviews where he said those exact things.

Honestly, I don’t think Anderson planned on playing. I’m guessing he’s not thrilled.

You clicked on the thread. Sorry. Thanks for the contribution.

"he threw a touchdown one time and had that amazing preseason drive vs. the panthers"

This isn't my opinion. I just copy and pasted from Deadspin.,

Hell no, he’s not Top 100. Vince Young is a better quarterback right now than that pud. The next time someone ***** at you about Affirmative Action, point them to Nathan Peterman. That guy is a living welfare program. I bet Trump gave him a grant. Speaking of Peterman, he belongs that cursed set of backup quarterbacks who always manage to start at least one game during any given season, no matter how deep down they’re buried on the depth chart. If you have Nathan Peterman, Brock Osweiler, Matt Cassel, or Ryan Fitzpatrick on your roster, they WILL play for you at some point. It’s unavoidable. You sealed your fate the second you brought them into the building. They are the YOU AGAIN? quarterbacks. Watching Peterman play gives me the sensation of being back in school and somehow getting the exact same class schedule as Gorf Blurgfeld, the school’s foremost glue eater. The Bills could handcuff Nathan Peterman, lock him in a car, drive that car to Alaska, dump that car in the Bering Strait, drive all the way back home, and walk in the door only to find Peterman BACK, fit as a fiddle, and ready to start for Week 7. They’ll never shake him.

Yeah let’s pretend none of us saw Sunday’s game

I heard gruden isn’t happy with Carr and wants his own guy. I also heard on pmt that it would be easy for them to get out from under his contract.