ExiledInIllinois

Only clocking in at a paltry 2:15:

Yeah. But the thoroughfares are only taxed @ the pump for $.20/mile. Happy hiking! Put your boots on and don't stumble around in the dark! 😉😜

It's just 10 extra seconds officer... Can't you cut me a break? I won't do it again. 😉🙃😉 Maybe he meant "Bitter Green?"

Jim Kelly. 😲 😆... I will bet my whole life-savings it is spelled with that e! 😆

I think you didn't read my link above! ^^^ If the Japanese can get mice to breathe out their rectums... Then magic is in play here! Just imagine what the cops can do! 😉

God Bless the Japanese 🇯🇵! They better rethink this though or they'll wipe out Florida! https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/

This guy probably doesn't a nice hike anymore: https://weather.com/science/nature/video/mountain-lion-stalks-utah-hiker-in-harrowing-video?pl=pl-the-latest https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-globally/mountain-lion-stalks-hiker-in-utah-viral-video-leaves-netizens-petrified-7317177/ I am going away, I am going away @BringBackFergy , I am going away @Beerball

No. 😆🤣 What is this a cruel joke! Are you working for: @BringBackFergy and his overseer @Beerball ?

They did let her in at the gate like that. She's got a bit of a point. What it has to do with autism beats me. Maybe she feels comfortable dressing like that? Like I said earlier, let's just all run around nekkid. Are you going to the tailgate? You're in for a real treat! 😆🤣

Yes. There is a delineation between water park and amusement side. They won't let you on rides in a bathing suit I am pretty sure. Anyway, the error was at the gate. Should have stopped her there. They let her in. And if she's autistic, isn't she hypersensitive to the world around her? Being practically nekkid, probably helps, right?

Too hip for my blood! 😆🤣

Maybe he's a "Roman Emily Dickenson." No punctuation and indiscriminate use of capitals to denote importance. Hey... I tried. 😉😜

Was that 2017? My son went to that one. I like 2 nights @ Alpine Valley as the better Chicago Area Venue. But, that's just me...

Went 3 years ago @ Alpine Valley, Wisconsin... Nice venue... But I see they are playing 2 @ Wrigley this year as the Chicago Area shows...

Wrong thread! Press 2 for customer service: Paging @BringBackFergy @Beerball maybe you can help this wayward soul out!

"Approved Containers" I suppose is a hoax... ?? Are they filling Rubbermaid containers with fuel? Where's the Fire Marshall? Oh wait, it's the South, there are no tyrannical government thugs down there. /smh... AND this folks is why you may not pump your own fuel in New Jersey. Just think how bad it would be in the most densely populated state. That's like Georgia on steroids! But thank God there's government there! 😏

"Nair" did the spin-off commercial a few decades later in the '80s:

My wife is in BFLo the past week helping her mother... She drives back tomorrow. Unfortunately, she's all fueled up for the ride! AND if she tops it really, really off... Can make it the whole 525 miles on one tank. Sure she'll be coming in on fumes... But I have done it before! Dang it! What's the odds she didn't tippy top it off? She's going East to West and I only pulled the one tank feat off on winter blend and a strong West-East tailwind! 😆 I used cruise control too... She's a Luddite and doesn't believe in cruise control... I got that working for me! 😉 GodSpeed Honey! [FWIW... J/K... In no way shape or form am I serious about possibly keeping my freedom and independence because there is a fuel shortage and my wife can't get back home.]

Count me in! I have my own suit!

So, you remove the badges, labels, etc... from your outlet mall, clearance racks, whatever purchases? I know you wouldn't want people thinking you paid full price?😜 Wow! NOW THAT'S cheap! 😉

It's the all-in-one on/off switch that most modern fuel pumps utilize nowadays. You know the ones that turn the pump on or off by either unhooking handle or hanging pump handle up. The earlier pumps you had to flip the lever up or down after unhooking handle or hanging it up to turn on/off. That being said... It was easier to get the residual fuel out of the line Yeats ago. Just flip switch down and squeeze handle. It will click and go "free." Now, you have to reach your hand up into holder to shut pump off and then squeeze the rest out of the hose. I think they did that for convenience and you're suppose to save the residual few for the next guy... 😉 Oh... And also don't buy your fuel during the hottest part of day during summer AND avoid gas stations that don't have an awning overhead... It's not just for rain. You'll get cheated if if you pump in the heat! 😏

RIP Lloyd Price.

Apparently a few years back, the CDC had to put out a warning ⚠️ for people like you! 😆🤣 https://fox2now.com/news/cdc-warns-people-not-to-wash-reuse-condoms/amp/

Sure they went to the river in season. But they also played elsewhere back in da day! Bring back open garbage dumps and get rid of closed transfer stations. Problem solved. You make the garbage, you dispose of it. End NIMBYsm! If you were a bear cub, what would you chose? A greasy pan from a stolen smoker OR a half eaten box of Froot Loops and spent package of SwissMiss? 😆