ExiledInIllinois

From The Weather Channel: https://weather.com/health/coronavirus/video/face-covering-is-mans-portable-oasis?pl=pl-the-latest What ya think @BringBackFergy? @Beerball straps one of these on, the bears will never notice him!

"Ovals" do the trick!

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/01/colorado-woman-killed-rare-black-bear-attack-durango

Nonsense! 😊

I am vaxxed... So I will park at Hammers as I usually. Anyway, does this mean the guy that parks in the dentist's lot next door, and makes awesome Canadian bacon breakfast sammiches (I am looking at you @BringBackFergy) has to pass them to me through concertina wire fence? 😕 Fergy, I think we have a problem...😅😕

Wilson is up near Old Fort Niagara... If you like history... https://www.oldfortniagara.org/ 17 minute drive... 13 miles from Wilson, NY to Youngstown, NY...

"Dave & Busters"... “It reminds him of his two favorite people: Buster Douglas and Dave Concepcion.” 😆🤣😂

What can I say? Buffalo's only reason it exists. 😃

Wilson is on Lake Ontario... Very nice! That's the first harbor I ever sounded. I will always remember it because it was early March and we had to bust though the ice to launch the boat. I got wet and spent time drying off in truck, staying warm. 😆... I was a rook, new kid in the hydrographic survey crew. Nice beach there. Wilson Harbor is where the Canadian deviants smuggle American cigarettes out of back to their MotherLand of The North. Or, at used too... 😆 Special ShoutOut to my Best Buds. They will vouch that this is the real deal! @BringBackFergy @Gugny @Beerball @Mike in Horseheads @Seasons1992 While your up in Niagara County, I think they have these little things called: "locks" there, "flight locks" to be more specific. Lockport Locks... Check out the town too... Gr8 if you can bring a deep-v all aluminum boat to tool around in! https://buffalonews.com/multimedia/a-closer-look-navigating-the-lockport-locks/collection_c92f56a4-9f7b-589d-bfac-90b66244146f.html#4

The 4 original versions:

"The Crazy Line"... 😆🤣 Tires get slashed, car keyed, bunny in a pot!

How 'boot Shania:

Sarah McLachlan I ignored it too. ***** Gugny! 😆

Chuck's packing a novel long story in under 3 mins... Best comments: "Bruce Springsteen said it best when referring to CB and this incredible song: "I have never, ever seen a coffee colored cadillac, but I know exactly how one looks like...." Reply: "Well Springsteen must not have been looking too hard as Buddy Holly owned two! That is fact!"

Campbell's "Cream of Umberger" soup.

NICE!!! You're the best!

I always have a soft spot for Burl... I know, it's more polished...

I will see Your Harry McClintock and raise You a Burl Ives! 😃😊

PowerPop anyone?? A blast from past... Some Material Issue anyone, circa 1991... Both clock in @ just a smidge under 3:00... Don't care what YouTubey says! 😏😏

What came first? The chicken 🐔 or the egg 🥚🤔? I think they already turned a light-hearted, off-the-cuff thread into a political comment. 😉 😉 😜

How is this thread NOT locked and archived after almost 2 years. Gug must have some real pull with house management! Free my: "Life on the Locks" thread... I have some valuable info to add. 😆🤣

Toons are fun! I remember one time we were out tooning around on friend's (neighbor) family's boat on the Kalamazoo River in Saugatuck, Michigan... I told my neighbor, don't drift out of the channel. What does he do? Drifts out of the channel! And got that SOB stuck on a sandbar. What a mutha was it to get free! Not exactly Suez Ever Given stuck... But it ranked up there! My neighbor, guy like @BringBackFergy... Always joking around, never listening to his local USACE government offical. 🙄 "Blah, blah blah... I know where the darn channel is! Blah blah blah!" OKay, wise guy, start digging! Incredible wasn't it! /smdh... AND she had the lack of shame to even post that!

I say I can't blame the bear. Get sprayed in face with pepper 🌶 spray... You'd tear the joint up to. Like flipping cars in downtown Portland!