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unbillievable

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  1. Had a similar complaint with a hotel restaurant, room service. Hard to complain too much, because it was a different country. Got back late and ordered salad for a friend. She's allergic to wheat, so the only thing on the menu she could eat was a salad. Repeated NO CROUTONs twice. Arrived with croutons. In my Pajamas, I walk it out to the hotel restaurant and explain that I ordered no croutons, specifically said ALLERGIC. Sat with the hostess in my pajamas waiting for it back. 10mins later, got it back with the croutons removed. CRUMBS still on top of the salad. Called the restaurant Manager who brought over the cook who made the salad. Neither speak English. Hotel Manager comes over while I'm explaining my problem. I was gesturing through charades, by choking myself, that wheat will KILL my friend, While saying "Allergic." -FYI the Spanish word is Allergico". (sounds close, just add "o") 20mins later, I got a bowl of lettuce. Just Lettuce. Told the manager I wanted a refund and walked off with nothing. Did find a mango in my bag from earlier that morning.... My advice is to never go on a vacation with someone who has food allergies. Not worth the hassle.
  2. I was a bus boy at a restaurant. A rat fell from the ceiling onto a customer's table. It made the news. I knew it would happen eventually because part of my job was to set out traps every night. They never closed for a single day and passed the health inspection shortly after the incident. The restaurant stayed open for 5 more years.
  3. I always find it funny how these studies try to use surveys. That's not science. No real economist takes these studies seriously. Math is math. It's pretty simple math too. The bottom line is that you don't single out one variable and think the equation is balanced. The Market will adjust. That's how you end up with 500sft apartments costing $2 million dollars...
  4. I was hoping for rock on hood action. This is just regular Saturday morning demolition. Although, women with power tools are sexy.
  5. If you look at any crime statistic map for any city, the lowest incidence of reported crimes are always in the worst parts of the city. Also, 100% of illegal aliens have committed a crime. If you stop a crime that was never going to be reported, does it still lower the statistics?
  6. Not since they took 8 tries to find a vein.
  7. I'm expecting a run on Offensive linemen to start just outside the top ten. So many teams need them.
  8. How the 1% of the 1% spend their weekends.
  9. By the time that draftee reaches their prime, the teams needs will have changed. Free Agency is where you plug holes, not the draft.
  10. I expected a punchline at the end. I'm sad now.
  11. You're talking about a generation who grew up on Vines and memes.
  12. That rule includes the stipulation of extraordinary circumstances occurring... Like an alien space ship landing on the field.
  13. From the right: Grown Man provokes devout teen From the left: Senior citizen harassed by Rich White Athlete. In the middle: Old vs Young; a staring contest to the beat of a drum.
  14. Is it a coincidence that if you include all of AOC's policies as she intends, it is roughly the GDP of the US economy? It's like she created a wish-list based on a budget from a scenario where the government seized %100 of income and production. What could I buy if I controlled all of the money and nationalized every industry?
  15. Neuro-Linguistic Programming Someone who talks to themselves.
  16. I've replaced two faucets without turning off the water at all. Neither to the house or under the sink. Bathroom was easy, all i had to do was dam the door with towels, then bail the water from the floor into the tub after I was done. The Kitchen was more interesting. -required more towels. Ceilings got wet. This is me, not because I hate people, but because I think they're idiots and I can do a better job. So far, the only time I've been wrong is with electrical work.
  17. The comments from the people still trying to justify their hatred for the kids is amazing. Most refuse to watch the whole video, saying they don't need to see the whole thing to know they're right. Other's try to launch "what-if" scenarios on how the kids would have acted if not "restrained" by all the media coverage. Pathetic. And no one is mentioning why an ADULT would go up to a TEENAGER and beat a drum in his Face. That can be considered assaulting a minor.
  18. He's not handicapped. Like Scarlett Johansson before him, SJW's say Cranston is doing a "black-face" by playing something he is not.
  19. "Due to the public relations scandal, a rival march has popped up, called the March for ALL Women Rally. This group emerged late Wednesday, meaning it would have had little effect on out-of-town women who already made travel arrangements to come to Washington, D.C. This new march will gather across the street – in Pershing Park – from where the original march will gather. " I wonder if this counter-march will result in shouting arguments between the two groups about which one is more righteous.
  20. Can anyone recommend a watch, under $100, that would impress the ladies.
  21. Makes you wonder how much of California's marijuana was fertilized by dead people.
  22. I'm wondering if I need to watch Split before Glass. I'm thinking of going to see Upside just to ****-off SJW's protesting Cranston.
  23. Lucy Draper. a 5'10" 141lb kicker from Texas State (Armadillos!). Kicks soccer style up to 40yds, and has nice legs that go all the way up. rated #1 on the all movie fantasy team. Above such greats as Forest Gump, Bobby Boucher, and Willie Beamen. http://web.yesnetwork.com/theniner/?ymd=20151022
  24. Umami is not real. It's a made up flavor created by snobs who want to brag that they can taste something no one else can...
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