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😂 Neither. Its been my tradition to add a limerick to the Miami haiku thread for as long as we’ve been doing this. Besides, I already did two haikus.

That $2.77 an hour is $21.75 in today’s world. Not too shabby for an entry level job with opportunities for advancement.

The Miami coach named McDaniel Will face a team he can’t handle Because the blizzard and cold Will see his team fold As the harsh winds blow out his candle

McDaniel is full of crap.

If Beane and McDermott can forgive him for being the pain in the butt he was around the facility last season and talk it all out like Beasley said they did, then I can say, “Welcome back to the fold.” Cole seems genuinely contrite in wanting to right the wrongs from last season and I have a lot of respect for that. I hope he made amends with other people in various parts of the building as well. It was sometimes difficult for trainers, medical staff, and others around the team to navigate his refusal to follow certain protocols the first couple of months of last season. And it’s heartbreaking to hear that story about his son.

I remember the dyslexic greeter at that Fuddruckers that got fired because he kept saying, “Welcome to RudeF**kers.”

Not surprised, especially with LA, where at one time re-runs of Gilligans Island and Sunday matinee movies had higher ratings on local channels. And the local affiliates who were forced to carry their games and often came in third in the ratings as a result, were none too happy about it.

As a short length, man to man CB, Ronald Darby was simply not the type McD desires at the position. McD prefers longer athletes who can play zone as well as man. Darby just didn’t fit the mold, so McD wasn’t about to waste his time developing a player he didn’t prefer.

How does any of that prevent a 290 pound D lineman from falling on your ankle? Well, we will know one way or the other sometime within the next nine days.

I wonder what Brown’s numbers would have looked like if he had Andrew Luck throwing to him his first seven years. Hilton sure seemed to miss him after Luck retired if the nose dive in numbers mean anything.

What did Tua Do Tua Turndaballova Fin Heaven Erupts

Buffalo’s McD Kicks ass and embarrasses Miami’s McD

That was definitely Sully. I recognize that whiney voice from various village establishments back in the day.

Chris Simms makin’ friends in South Beach😂

That schnozz could go condo.

How many horseshoes can fit up Miami’s ass?

Lemme see if I understand this correctly; if Miami wins tonight they will play with less desperation next week? Division record

This place.😂

Allen’s standing among QBs in this league is not open for debate by any informed observer of the game. He’s one of the best in the game and has been for a few seasons now. The debate has been over for a while now. If some people wanna listen to some dissenting talking heads like Nick Wright, etc., that’s their prerogative, but it’s utterly misinformed. Not that any pundit’s opinion matters anyway as Allen has the respect of the entire league at this point and nobody knows better than the players, coaches, GMs, scouts, and other player personnel professionals who actually do this stuff for a living.

I seldom listen to the radio postgame shows but I’m listening to WGR now. Who is the whiny little B word on air currently? Sounds like one of those idiots who thinks it’s a total failure unless you’re putting up 40 burgers every week. It’s like these people don’t watch nfl football very often.

Better snow than rain. But if its windy, it won’t matter.

McKenzie had the worse game, imo, because even though his coverage was lacking at times, the Jets made plays with good throws and good catches to beat Jackson, whereas Little Dirty screwed the pooch without any help from the Jets.

I have to seriously question the football knowledge and viewing experience of several posters in these parts.

Sometimes, it’s like pulling teeth. Glad that’s over. Big tip of the hat to Mike White. Guts personified.

Jets coaching staff is derelict in their duty.