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Jauronimo

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  1. These old timers here dont know whats it like out there. Third wave feminism and Sex and the City has ruined everything. Talking to a woman in her 20s these days will make you wonder how the species even survived this long. Virtually un-@#$%able! I'm with you brother. Switched teams about 3 months ago and I'll remain gay until some sense comes to these girls. Its actually got its perks. Double your wardrobe, never have to put the toilet seat down, lots more interior decorating options. I might never go back!
  2. All words are made up
  3. Its about Jerry Seinfelds WIFE! He got her parents permission. Have a little respect for our sacred institutions.
  4. Didn't Nordberg already play for us? I recall he did quite well in a Bills uniform. If he's still got any Juice left in the tank then I think he would fit like a glove on this squad.
  5. Depends on the band and how long they've been around. The setlist and what era is being emphasized might inform my ticket buying decision. If its a new band with one or two albums then its a moot point. I also like to check setlists for songs I might not know. I find I appreciate the live versions more having at least set a baseline with the studio versions.
  6. Wilt Chamberlain was famously celibate over his hall of fame career which included 2 championships, 1 finals MVP, 4 NBA MVPs, and 20,000 nights in bed alone with a good book.
  7. When a woman calls another woman beautiful it usually means they're attractive but not enough so to be threatening.
  8. Josh needs to stay away from attention seekers, socialites, and anyone who is in the public eye. He should find himself a nice regular girl and settle down like Patrick Mahomes did if he wants to win championships.
  9. Seriously my list of worst partners in order: 1. Actresses - too famous 2. Models - not famous but too into themselves 3. Swimsuit models - tracking sand everywhere 4. Hot Scientists - nerds 5. Hot finance women - too pushy 6. Hot rich women - yuck! 7. anything over a 7 - gross! Give me a nice dumpy 5 in an oversized sweater and an Old Milwaukee tall boy, please and thank you.
  10. New Holy Wood will be a big time trigger for former altar boys. I like where your head is at but lets keep brainstorming.
  11. this one and this one https://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/2022/09/bills-fall-to-dolphins-but-buffalo-may-have-monster-in-greg-rousseau-encouragedworried.html
  12. Weird. I thought Josh hated observational humor?
  13. Its ok. *muttering about night games and lack of sleep*
  14. I was worried that Red Hot Chili Peppers were going to be showing their age in a big way. They're still great. No signs that they're slowing down. Awesome show. I am looking to add Beck and Phoenix to the 2023 concert lineup this August. I hate Sunday night shows.
  15. Normally, these self imposed mistakes lead to lopsided losses. Its actually impressive that our WTF performances last year were almost all winnable at the very end. Its a testament to the potency of our offense that even when everything goes wrong we can still be in position to win. No deficit is too big.
  16. From what I remember, many of our one score games could have been blow outs or comfortable wins if not for our self imposed mistakes. Look at Baltimore, Green Bay, every Miami game, and Minnesota from last year. You don't have a record like ours the last 3 years by choking away close games.
  17. We did overpay for what we got on his original contract but that is a sunk cost. I don't think one more year of KO at $2.5MM is overpaying. This team needs an adult in the room and someone who can stand up to physical play.
  18. I think its just an A bot.
  19. The last time a Boldin committed to Buffalo he retired before training camp started. Is this atonement?
  20. Sounds like he has an alcohol problem. Possibly even depression.
  21. What in the hell is a Josh Allen team?
  22. What does that even mean in the NHL? The Sabres and Oilers had a combined 16 years of having a "Josh Allen" player and they have not much to show for it.
  23. Not all jokes are good jokes.
  24. Whatever they can do to give us more primetime Russel Wilson and Daniel Jones.
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