Jauronimo

Its especially fun when in the body of the email its stated "Please do not reply to this email" yet some low level schmuck manages to let 5,000 people know that "I will be on vacation that week." My favorite is when some brown nosing loser personally thanks the CEO even though said executive is personally indifferent to their continued existence.

I'm guessing that you're the guy who replies all to company wide emails.

Simple logic dictates that if it can't keep a four year old out then its only by the grace of god its managed to keep a gorilla in.

At least Coors Light will eventually get you drunk, which urine will not. Unless its my urine. My urine will probably get you drunk and definitely get you pregnant.

Without a doubt. The kid probably identifies as ambisexual gorilla kin because our tolerance has enabled this kind of crap. This is what we get for allowing kids to say s@#$ like "I'm gender fluid". This is what we get for entertaining things like "I'm a cis queer bisexual in a manicorn's body". This is what we sow!!

Pretty sure that list is just a little bit longer than Dan Gable.

Cul de sacs, minivans, master planned neighborhoods, suburbia... jw

Ground up?

That's a little excessive. But at the very least you should contract syphilis from a JAPpy sorority girl before weighing in on the matter. Maybe f@#$ up a 'Paint by Number' or a botch a rerun with Bob Ross? Of course, that was what I was referencing. When I was a kid I recall being kicked out the door around 11 AM and told NOT to come home until I think its time for dinner. In other words, don't come home until its dark.

I think that's an excellent point that is being overlooked. Only gorillas with behavioral problems and a history of acting aggressively with humans and other gorillas wind up behind bars, while their more civilized counterparts live free in the wild.

That's what these stories are for. Everyone come join in and tell us what good parents you are and how letting a child out of your sight for even an instant is unconscionable. Then later you can call CPS when you see a kid playing in their own front yard that isn't tethered to mother.

Why? Is she transgendered?

What you know about moats, dogboy787?

Its almost as if human beings have a complex range of emotions and can admit fault and regret while projecting confidence and continuing to believe in themselves. Weird, I know. Illogical, even. But somehow I get it.

With a purely superficial understanding of the text, yes, yes they did. Often. Any attempt to understand these comments in context makes it all pretty clear, however.

I would say nearly every person I know regularly puts ketchup on dogs. I had no idea it was such a divisive topic.

Sums up my feelings perfectly.

Honestly I don't know what you're supposed to do. Stop, drop and roll? Or is it duck and cover? Just say NO or just do it (keeping in mind that once you pop you can't stop)?

After what happened at that book signing in Albany, I'm guessing he uses whichever bathroom you're not in.

These guys almost did too. Talk about commitment. All In!!

This thread is embarrassing for many reasons. Its a typical TBD, semantics based, circle jerk with a side of Mongolian cluster f@#$ as the topic has been framed so poorly. The organization is not in win now mode. No matter what a coach or the players may say in an interview, teams with question marks at QB are not in win now mode. If you want to see win now mode, look at Denver since acquiring Manning. They were all over free agency, loading up for a 2 or 3 year run. Talib, Dumervil, Welker, Vernon Davis, Sanders, Ward. Some of those moves were flops, but they went for it with big money short term deals to win while Manning could still play. http://www.milehighreport.com/2014/4/9/5596570/broncos-free-agency-grades-2014 Basically sitting out free agency and extending your own drafted and developed talent is not win now. Replacing your free agents with draft picks is not win now. Its a thoughtful and sustainable approach to managing a franchise. Every coach and player will talk about win now since that's their only goal. Theirs is a short term view regardless of circumstance. Win now is reflected in the actions of decision makers. Unless your coach is GM, its really not up to them. Rex, Rob, and a dozen guy named Williams can talk about winning now, or all in, or any other catch phrase but you only need to pay attention to what the front office is doing to answer that question.

October 30, 2011 I can still see the ball in the air and remember thinking its right on target. As it drilled Thigpen squarely in the head, I would go back, get my composure, and deliver something more clever like "BACK and to the LEFT!" or "get down, Mrs. Kennedy!" instead of spilling my beer and yelling an unintelligible mash up of "holycrapsswipe!". It haunts me to this day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuxaffH1PQw

1. It was a joke. 2. As I'm sure you know, its not easy for many people, even people with the means and resources, to leave home. To rather glibly ask, why don't they leave, is an over simplification and begs for the response I gave you.

Put up a picture of a college girl dressed like slutty Pocahontas and a pic of daily life on the Rez on Facebook and see which one draws more attention. "Cultural appropriation" or destitute poverty?

I've been axing all the people in the projects why they still live there. If its so bad and bleak there, why not go live in the Hamptons where opportunity and success are just handed to you? Seems like common sense to me.