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Jauronimo

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  1. I'm on board K-Gun. We're going to rack up the wins starting with Baltimore, then we're going to Buffalo, and then we're staying in Buffalo and then we're going to New England, DC Tom Harkin, and we're going to LA, and then back to Buffalo and then Miami, then Buffalo, and Seattle And Cincinatti AND BUFFALO AGAIN!! And Oakland! Then we're going back to Buffalo for three weeks and New York! And then we're staying in Buffalo for another three weeks before going to Houston, Texas to take back the Lombardi! BYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
  2. Their offense has been making Phins fan sick for years. Looks like this bug is contagious?
  3. Everyone thought the Stork was brain damaged. We do need the dues, however. I say git'r done, Buddy!
  4. Its also possible that hes a total sociopath bound to go full Kromer and murder entire families. Why don't we stick to what is known.
  5. "it is what it is". No, s@#$. Please let me know when it is no longer what it, in fact, is. "Is it 5 O'clock yet?" No, shut up and do your job. "don't act like theres no shemales in your gazebo". I don't even understand this saying.
  6. Not sure if you're being sexist, racist, or weightiest so #FatBlackGuysMatter!!!
  7. Just spit balling here, but should someone in the FO be rewarded because of this offseason? Maybe Overdorf totally called it, or Berchtold "told ya so!". Flame away! I dare ya.
  8. That would have been a much better topic for a thread.
  9. Just follow @DukeDickGame27
  10. Last year was certainly trying for the young man. His game left a lot to be desired and he was called out publicly. That can shake a guy's confidence. I believe this offseason that he's really worked on shoring up weaknesses and elevating his dick game to A-1. I wouldn't be surprised if the improved confidence that comes with having a strong, A-1 dick game translates to better performance on the field as well. Time will tell.
  11. Goodell has really over stepped his boundaries this time. Can't believe the players association agreed to incarceration in the last CBA. Do they even read the @#$^ they sign anymore?!?!
  12. While gaining traction in parts of Africa, I still think much of the science is out on the benefits of eating human flesh. Any increase in sexual performance as a result of ingesting albinos is purely coincidental in my experience. I think we're a long way from broader acceptance in this country. Even in miss-uh-sippuh.
  13. That's the way I interpreted your statement and my question stands. If no one really cared then and no one cares now, why do they have to show they're doing something about it? This non-story was all but forgotten by the public. Most of us thought the Al Jazeera story was discredited. Why dredge it up again unless, perhaps, there is something there?
  14. Why? This story never gained much traction with the media or fans when it first broke and that was months ago.
  15. The Paper Machete. That has a nice ring to it. Is the Carboard Cleaver taken?
  16. You feeling ok? Taking your meds and all that?
  17. Your story is full of holes, Cheech! You're going down!!
  18. Partially correct. The Bills offensive line shuffling started with releasing Dockery who had signed the richest OG contract in the NFL just 2 years before. One Bills Drive filed the paperwork late and wound up owing Dockery a multi-million dollar bonus before cutting him in a rare instance of severance pay in the NFL. Then they traded LT Jason Peters to the Eagles, who I understand went on to have a nice little career for himself. They moved starting RT Langston Walker from right to the left side to fill the hole left by Peters. Then they cut Walker and promoted Demetrius Bell to play LT who would later find out his name is actually Demetress. It was an offseason to remember.
  19. Which teams removed Shaq from their draft boards?
  20. These are pretty serious allegations. If Matthews, Harrison, and Peppers have ties to terrorist organizations it could look very bad for the NFL. Especially since the NFL has strong ties with the US Military.
  21. If there is anyone who could spend a decade in prison and come out having learned, picked up, or retained not a thing, its this kid.
  22. Your grandfather died in 1992. I'm not going to explain this to you again.
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