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Jauronimo

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  1. I guess Jesus no longer needs his services.
  2. ODB has never played football to my knowledge. Also, hes dead! I wouldn't offer more than a 4th to the Wu Tang Clan.
  3. A girl that he is trying to pressure into sleeping with someone else.
  4. Have you seen the stuff they eat? Its weird. I saw teef and a bunch of BBMBers in the break room earlier eating what they called 'kim cheese' but it don't look like any cheese I ever saw. Looked like rotten cabbage to me.
  5. Just wrapped this one up. Really interesting. Still got the damn song stuck in my head.
  6. The best part of that plan is you can do it indefinitely. Like the Browns or the Sabres.
  7. Stockholm Syndrome at its finest. I bet you even miss it.
  8. What is your profession?
  9. Mario was the man for his first 4 years in Buffalo. The point about the Mario signing that is often over looked is the statement that move made. Buffalo was known as a franchise that wouldn't pay for talent and wasn't committed to winning. Wade Philips had sue to Ralph to get what was contractually owed to him after being fired. The Bills had a terrible reputation around the league. Signing Mario put Buffalo on map up there with North Haverbrook, Ogdenville and Brockway. The message was received around the league and we've had much better success in free agency since. God bless all them deers in Jim's backyard.
  10. Matthews is a solid player but this team needs a true number 1 opposite of Benjamin. A player that can stretch the field and and play wideout. Zay is our slot guy.
  11. It was the production, Coach. Look at the PRODUCTION!!!! Never mind that Matthews is dragging an old tire and prone to dropsies. That thread was priceless.
  12. No, dummy. What hes saying is that we all exist in different realities and what's true in yours is triviallly different in his reality but all these planes of existence converge at one place in time and that's TBD where we all agree on the Bills record, stats, key events but some people think Tyrod doesn't suck and those people should be burned at the stake.
  13. Maybe you've just been buying cheap knock-off shampoo and counterfeit cereal from China?
  14. They got to you, didn't they?!?!!
  15. https://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2016/12/movie-doesn-t-exist-and-redditors-who-think-it-does I remember Sinbad in Shazaam.
  16. You raise good points but I believe that women prefer the soft core pornography with elaborate stories and costumes that sweeps them away to another place and time!
  17. Fatty fatty pig face? Yeah, half the board turned her down in a poll posted on OTW. Not even with your dick, bro.
  18. Watch Tyrod have a nearly identical year to his last season. Landry finishes with a career low in catches.
  19. Did you know the hole's only natural enemy is the pile?
  20. Well that would be the joke, genius.
  21. I think after known dummy Brad Smith flamed out of the league GMs have paid much closer attention to the wonderlick.
  22. Probably because so many amateur psychologists are dissecting their lives. Combing through every tweet, interview, instagram post looking for signs that Zay might be unstable. Its bad. Seriously, some dude in another thread posited that Zay's behavior was rooted in some childhood trauma from when a man in a dirty clown suit threatened that if I didn't poop on his chest he'd come into my house at night and kill my whole family!! Ridiculous.
  23. To be fair "NFL player high on synthetic drugs, likely flakka, and suffering from deep seeded depression stemming from childhood trauma from that time in the park when a man in a dirty clown suit threatened that if I didn't poop on his chest he would kill my whole family, arrested for property damage" is a tad long for a headline.
  24. As the old proverb goes, judge not until you've walked a mile in a man's shoes to buy bath salts and then ate some dude's face while high af. Amen.
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