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Jauronimo

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  1. Completely frustrated with inconsistent and sub par results, I blamed it all on my tools rather than myself and recently invested in a baking steel. I also bought a copy of The Pizza Bible (linked below). Game changer. Turns out I was making a few critical mistakes. https://www.amazon.com/Pizza-Bible-Neapolitan-Deep-Dish-Wood-Fired/dp/1607746050 Master Dough Recipe Can be Found Here for you cheapos (would you download a car?): https://www.scribd.com/document/256940731/Tony-Gemignani-s-master-dough-with-starter Lastly, I actually watched a few videos where experts handled and shaped dough, specifically this one. This seemingly minor change in how to handle the dough has made an incredible difference, especially in handling higher hydration dough. I have finally achieved a real NY style pie in the pizza wasteland that is Texas. If I can figure out a good way to do it, I'll add some pics of the garbage I've been making lately.
  2. How long you been living in a group home? Behave yourself and maybe they'll let you out on occasion.
  3. And if your mother had balls she'd be your uncle. Who knows?
  4. How is changing out your starting QB for a rookie and a career backup and turning over your pro bowl guard and center different than every other year? Well, for starters, that doesn't happen every year. We don't know if we have a QB that can stand in the pocket and make throws yet. We know we have three guys who will try to stand in the pocket and make throws to one team or another.
  5. ????? Back in the good Good Ole' Days, men were men...and children, they were men too... and women had moxie and smoked cigars and they could take a punch cause they were also men. And nobody ever f@#$ed around or got confused about their gender because they were men, and that type of thing could get your ass beat.
  6. A few generations ago when decent god fearing people still had values, the family unit was intact, people knew their neighbors names, we weren't bombarded with attention whoring antics, warm apple pie cooled on window sills, and minorities weren't allowed to use the same bathroom as me. Simpler times.
  7. Any team with as much turnover as we have had at key positions is going to get hammered in pre-season rankings. We saw it last year with a new head coach, front office and big offseason trades. This year we see starting QB replaced with journeyman backup, a raw rookie, and a turnover machine, the interior of our offensive line retired/went insane, the QB of the defense moved on, and insult to injury, we lost Tolbert! Making the playoffs last year doesn't count for that much when you have turnover at key positions and replace them with unknowns. Why is this so hard to comprehend?
  8. Now I'm not suggesting that it will be a bigger disaster than Challenger, but unless NASA has hired Megamind Chan Gailey, this effort will be worse than 5 Challengers.
  9. It is? Given the state of our Oline and QBs I expect to see a lot of 8 man fronts and blitzing early in the season. Defenses are going to dare our inexperienced QBs to throw.
  10. Clearly, you've never seen the CJ Spiller Jacoby Ford highlight reel set to Regulators.
  11. Sic Semper Tyroddis
  12. I think that was only when the camera was rolling. He said a few times he had no alcohol in his home. Granted he may have only been home 5 days a year.
  13. Maybe its because I broke my shoulders, but I still find doing real pull ups to full extension (i.e., hanging with shoulder blades slack) quite difficult. I can rep out a bunch neutral grip or 3/4 extension pull ups, or even full extension shoulder blades engaged, but from hanging position, that **** is hard. And I hit the gym 3-4 days a week.
  14. I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real.
  15. I bet you feel dirty all over. Wanna talk about it?
  16. 40 Given the daily meltdowns, emotional arguments, man crying, and sentimental attachments to 7th round try hard, lunch pail guys I'm surprised to find out most of you are completely autistic. How does that work??
  17. Can you be more specific about which time you're referring to?
  18. Well I'm easily offended because I'm a good person. I'm really sensitive about racism to prove that I'm one of the good ones and secretly terrified I may get accused of being a racist. Its important to build up your tolerance equity.
  19. I can't believe no one is talking about our width. Football is a two dimensional game. Expand your minds!
  20. It did happen quickly though, which I appreciate. This thread went from 0 to dumpster fire in 1 post. Sometimes it takes a whole page. Yes. And you shouldn't be saying 'white'. That's OUR word.
  21. If it is NDBUFFCUSE, please thank him for me for his service.
  22. Sure, the video showed the hallway was unarmed but in the heat of the moment and the fog of mind altering substances its not so easy to tell which is why I think these guys should all be wearing body cams all the time.
  23. Stop trying to make Peterman happen. Peterman is NEVER going to happen.
  24. That's because you and me... we're the same. We should get tattoos.
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