Jauronimo

If I'm McBeane I'm lining all the helmets and team caps with tinfoil and sleeping in a Faraday Cage which I believe gives me strange sexual powers.

I don't think the artist has ever watched a football game.

You're thinking of Kid Rock who is now running for ***** office.

Take your anti-Santaism over to the Eagles board!

Just saw that they dug up the bloated corpse of Dave Matthews to fire up the crowd. Ridiculous. I say we show them how its done. I'm starting a twitter campaign to have James F@#$ing Taylor lead the charge against the Ravens.

- Bengals, Browns, Lions, Cards fans - people who appreciate the smell and the peace that can only be found inside a paper bag. Afraid to sleep in case their team moves away in the night. - Raider Fan - someone who is currently or formerly in some phase of the U.S. penal system who may or may not watch football occasionally. - Chargers fans - people who are likely very early or very late for an MLS game. - Jets fans - too loud to be Giants fans and too poor to be Yankees fans. - Patriots fans - one sub .500 season away from "dood, we was always a baseball town first! Yankees SUCKKKKK!" - Dallas fans - can always be spotted at gas stations and super markets wearing their Witten jerseys and spouting "how 'bout dem Cowboys?" while 'Merica's team is playing. May or may not have ever been to Texas. - Texans fans - not die hard enough about football to be Cowboys fans. - Jaguars fans - a Robert Duvall fan club meets tarp enthusiasts with shared aspirations to watch football played in London. - Giants fans - ambivalent about football but do NOT want to be confused for trash eating Jets fans - Redskins fans - probably racists, I don't know - Eagles fans - your usual run of the mill bad person who uses football as an excuse to express their tendencies toward violence - Dolphins fans - a spiteful and loathsome bunch of Western New Yorkers who think rooting against the Bills is edgy/cool mixed with a dozen or so Floridians. - Rams fans - social media "influencers" who aren't sure whether Rams games and the NFL are still scene or totally gauche. - Seahawks fans - poorly compensated Nike brand ambassadors - Titans fans - a punctual bunch who know they need to leave early if they're going to keep their next appointment. Cannot easily discern the direction of an object traveling on a 2 dimensional plane. - Saints fans - killing time until the Tigers play again. Not sure who is that or some such nonsense - 49ers fans - possibly homosexuals or homeless - Panthers, Bucs, Falcons fans - who cares? Not them. - Colts fans - I would definitely party with Irsay - Ravens fans - - Picksburgh fans - people who think an oversized Roethlisberger jersey and a terrible towel qualify as black tie optional. - Chiefs, Packers, Bears, Vikings - a sea of relatively harmless doughy white people with funny accents and some highschool education - Broncos fans - running out of steam, but they probably suck in a comedic fashion. - Bills fans - I like these guys but I must acknowledge the few problem drinkers using football as an outlet for suicidal tendencies, clinging to the hope that a football team can turn the tide on the direction of their hometown, jobs, and marriages who believe the early 90s were the cultural epoch of the last 2,000 years. Don't even get me started on the bad ones.

Popping back in for the DK MEtcalf love and "should have drafted him instead" takes.

Based on the advertising during an NFL game I'm reasonably certain that light beer and F-150s are primary causes of erectile dysfunction.

Wow! Suzy Kolber committing a brazen act of ageism as she derisively replies "OK Boomer!" to Tom Jackson. Very disrespectful. Possibly racist.

I did a little research and I thought Nassim was totally full of it UNTIL I saw that he decoded crop circles. Any man who can get to the bottom of that mystery is a genius.

Serious questions: Is it possible to have beliefs similar to OP without coming across like a total ***** while communicating them? I suppose its rhetorical. Like if a tree falls in the forest type thing.

And in recruiting. Say what you will about Mario but I still look at that signing as a massive step in changing our perception around the league as a franchise no free agent would choose and Kyle played a large role in landing Mario. I know a few other vets talked to KW before signing in Buffalo including Gore. He has been a great ambassador of the franchise.

Its unthinkable. They are truly spoiled, fair weather fans. The only time I've ever rooted for a loss was during the Sabres tank. The tank was going ahead with or without my support so I rooted for a loss in the season finale.

Just talked to my colleague who is from the Dallas area and a Cowboys fan. Can confirm that he and many others are pulling for the Bills tomorrow.

Coincidentally enough, I re-watched Independence Day last weekend for the first time in well over a decade. Its cheesy, but it was cheesy in the 90s. The effects still look pretty good. I think it holds up.

I normally just use my old toaster which is about the same size and weight of a turkey.

Have you guys noticed that no one says bonerific anymore? When did that stop?

The backstory is above. Every day I see gaggles of vest wearing junior banker bros without a shred of individuality. But rather than the old group think fashion statements like all wearing the same Gamo or Gucci bit loafers with the shiny belt or wearing identical blue suits with the shame sheen on them, the vest is just ugly. I'm in no danger of being dumped for jr bankers. I can afford the Patagonia with the sleeves.

Looks like it cut you to the bone. Throw all your vests in the river (doesn't matter which one) and pray for forgiveness!

Me too. I think he really tries to capture the spirit of the thing.

Every day I see junior bankers, normally travelling in packs of 5 or more, dressed exactly the same. Blue dress pants, tan loafers, white dress shirt, fleece vest. You can tell the first year kids from the second year kids because the more senior ones spring for Patagonia. Zero individuality. This sums it up https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a22089261/midtown-uniform-vest-business-style/ Now I'm seeing them everywhere and not just among finance bros. This is the male equivalent of Uggs and a pumpkin spiced latte.

Are you in the same MC as MarcelDareusPower?

Its an old TBD joke. Some crazy person argued that Shady's nagging hamstring issues were a sign of alcoholism and its been a running joke since.

They play completely different roles and Foster is far more dangerous.

Why? Defend yourselves. What situation have you encountered where your core was somehow cold and your extremities too hot in a normal coat? Fact: 50% of when who wear vests are wannabe midtown finance douche bros who take their fashion cues from fictional tech nerds and the other 50% think Cabela's is formal wear.