BringBackFergy

We already have a great QB...and his name is Nick Pederson

I don't mind people comparing Maclin (stats) to Sammy (stats) in this thread...in fact, it helps us understand just what we might be getting in terms of production if he signs vs. what we hope will be a productive year for SW#14 ("Buy my tshirts on Facebook). But starting to argue TT vs. Rob Johnson in a WR thread is a bit off course. I'm no moderator so I'll shut up now. Just my two cents

I thought this was a thread about Maclin? *Getting out my GPS because this thread will now take a weird turn toward Tyrod vs. RJ*

Last I heard Sammy was in LA playing basketball.

I loooove ham sammiches.

Although 1-15 might get us the first pick overall...so yeah, kill the Pats then lose 15 straight

Pretty sure we want the Chiefs to go 0-16

Yet another great selection of unoriginal movie ideas and contrived "new and improved" plots. Ugh.

That's a little drastic Mead.

Any luck John?

I forgot the corn starch. John - remember the corn stach!! Or substitute in saw dust from 100 board feet of 5/4 red oak.

Here's another trick (learned this when I worked in Missions in Peru in 1989): Find a Peruvian Rectangular cactus plant. Cut it in 3" square chunks. Set it aside. Then get a gallon of antifreeze and soak 100 QTips in it until they are saturated. Buy a AirWick deoderizer and dismantle the wick and retain the liquid. Pour the AirWick Green Mountain oil into a test tube and add three cotton balls. Then take the cotton balls and attach 3 feet of 10lb test fishing line to each cotton ball. Next, tie the fishing line (with each cotton ball) to your ceiling fan and door knobs. Use a Sharpie and draw a smiley face on each cotton ball. Let the cats see the devices and attack the cotton balls. The aroma will force them to seek outside areas to discharge. Seriously. This one works.

You're not gonna go all "NDBUFFCUSE" on us are you?

You're close. The article I read said you should leave the tv set turned on (preferably Turner Classic Movies) as the noise in the background is comforting. So yes, anything on the tv that includes "show tunes" is acceptable.

I heard about this.

I read this in the Reader's Digest some time ago and it seemed to work: Get some ceramic bowls (not plastic, not paper). Mix one cup gingerale, a TB of baking soda and four TB's of deli mustard. Put that mixture in each bowl. Then, place each bowl with the mixture in it in each corner of the house or apartment in question. Here's the key: Every three hours, place two tablespoons of bubble bath in the bowl and stir for 60 seconds. I heard "Mr. Bubble" is best. I guess the idea is the scent of the bubble bath mixed with gingerale and baking soda makes the cats hold their bladder longer than usual until they find the litter box. Tell me how it goes.

Plus, he's not a FB...so that's another strike against him. We need more FB's.

This is a great explanation. Thanks Yolo.

You said Zay Jones is not a #1 WR and we need to draft for upside (i.e. retain Sammy because he was drafted in Round 1). My point is Antonio Brown was drafted in Round 6....and he is most certainly a #1 WR for the Steelers.

Antonio Brown says "What choo talkin bout Willis?"

It was a good match. I watched while drinking Cletus' beer. Then the maple tree root got in the way.

Yeah, but you couldn't even handle Country Cletus at last year's opener...how you gonna handle Rodent?

Cornelius Bennett...his mom called him "Biscuit" Marquis Goodwin...ya know he was an Olympic long jumper Kiko Alonso....he actually walked into someone else's apartment and fell asleep on their couch.

My understanding is that even if we cut Hauschka before Week 10 (say he's playing lights out and won us a few games with clutch kicks) we can still bring him back afterwards and still qualify for the above comp pick scenario. Am I wrong?

Thrown or caught?